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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 8164 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Void Gems Collected: | 32 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 91 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 | Star Shards Collected: | 110 |
Join us if you want to witness players building heart-shaped houses for their one-night stands or organizing speed dating events in the Nether. Who needs love when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right?
But be warned, things can get pretty wild on this server. Rumor has it that one player tried to propose to a creeper thinking it was their soulmate. And don’t even get me started on the love triangle that formed between a player, a villager, and a wandering trader.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious, come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a bucket of water to cool things down when they get too steamy.