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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 7606 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Votes: | 9955 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
Join us if you want to witness players building heart-shaped houses for their one-night stands or organizing speed dating events in the Nether. Who needs love when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right?
But be warned, things can get pretty wild on this server. Rumor has it that one player tried to propose to a creeper thinking it was their soulmate. And don’t even get me started on the love triangle that formed between a player, a villager, and a wandering trader.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious, come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a bucket of water to cool things down when they get too steamy.