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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 9961 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Join us if you want to witness players building heart-shaped houses for their one-night stands or organizing speed dating events in the Nether. Who needs love when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right?
But be warned, things can get pretty wild on this server. Rumor has it that one player tried to propose to a creeper thinking it was their soulmate. And don’t even get me started on the love triangle that formed between a player, a villager, and a wandering trader.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious, come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a bucket of water to cool things down when they get too steamy.