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| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 1300 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 1974 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our players are on a mission to normalize the most absurd things, like eating cake with a fork and wearing diamond armor to bed. But their latest obsession? Normalizing sex before love because they believe it’s the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game.
Join us if you want to witness players building heart-shaped houses for their one-night stands or organizing speed dating events in the Nether. Who needs love when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right?
But be warned, things can get pretty wild on this server. Rumor has it that one player tried to propose to a creeper thinking it was their soulmate. And don’t even get me started on the love triangle that formed between a player, a villager, and a wandering trader.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious, come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a bucket of water to cool things down when they get too steamy.
