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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 2526 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
Dimension Hops: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Epic Quests Completed: | 20 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
Join us if you want to witness players building heart-shaped houses for their one-night stands or organizing speed dating events in the Nether. Who needs love when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right?
But be warned, things can get pretty wild on this server. Rumor has it that one player tried to propose to a creeper thinking it was their soulmate. And don’t even get me started on the love triangle that formed between a player, a villager, and a wandering trader.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious, come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a bucket of water to cool things down when they get too steamy.