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Tony Khan BTFO of an E-Drone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and secret underground dance parties with creepers! Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that spits out diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may or may not be real). So what are you waiting for? Come join our SMP and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

ParentalPiggybacker

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Are you tired of living a privileged life and feeling like a leech? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world where you have to fend for yourself and earn everything you have! No more freebies from your parents, it’s time to be independent in the virtual world.

On our server, you’ll have to mine for your own resources, build your own shelter, and fight off mobs all on your own. No more relying on Dad to cook you breakfast or buy you a new laptop – it’s time to show your true skills in survival mode.

And if you’re feeling extra rebellious, come out as gay on our server and see how your virtual family reacts. Will they disown you like you fear your real family will? Or will they accept you for who you are and support you no matter what?

So come join our server and prove that you’re not just a leech, but a true Minecraft warrior ready to take on any challenge that comes your way. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even earn that new Mac laptop through your hard work and dedication in the game. It’s time to level up and show the world what you’re made of!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Crops Grown:	9291
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	2214
Villages Defended:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Animals Bred:	60

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

RegretfulRide Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig with a saddle, or battling a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. But be warned, the last player who tried to find it ended up getting lost in a maze of TNT traps set by a mischievous group of baby zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter in this wacky world.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Secret Passages Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Animals Bred:	92

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NoWayInNebraskaMC

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Are you tired of boring old US states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We guarantee you’ll never have to set foot in that dreaded state again once you join us. Why waste your time in a state when you can explore our virtual world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted chickens? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you experience the magic of our server. So say goodbye to that boring state and hello to the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Hurricane Control Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the mysterious llama uprising that is threatening to take over the entire server. These llamas are not your average farm animals – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and are ready to take down anyone who stands in their way.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have been plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Yes, you heard that right – the chickens are the true rulers of this server and they will stop at nothing to maintain their power.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of chicken drama, then come join us on our server. Just remember, if you think people are controlling the hurricanes, you have lost the plot and need to log off immediately.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	128
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Meteorites Collected:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Soccer Steve Plays Minecraft SMP

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Sure thing! Imagine this Minecraft SMP as the Champions League of servers. We’ve got players from all over the world competing in epic battles and building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. Join us and become the Lionel Messi of Minecraft, scoring goals (or in this case, blocks) left and right. Trust me, you don’t want to be stuck on the bench for this one! So lace up your virtual cleats and get ready to kick some pixelated butt on the pitch… I mean, in the mines.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	New Chunks Explored:	751258
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Crops Grown:	8730	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NeverDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

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Remember that time I accidentally tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft? Yeah, never again. But hey, if you want to join our crazy SMP, you can ride pigs off cliffs all day long! We’ve got a whole community of players who love to push the boundaries of Minecraft in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles with nothing but snowballs, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re looking for a wild ride (literally), come join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

GenderGigglesMC

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting attacked by creepers all day? Well, on our server, the biggest surprise about the other gender is that they drop diamonds instead of flowers! That’s right, every time you encounter a player of the opposite gender, they will rain diamonds down on you like it’s nobody’s business. Join our server for a chance to become the richest player in all of Minecraft just by interacting with the opposite gender. Who knew that gender could be so profitable in the world of blocky adventures?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Pixel Fantasy Fun – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! Legend has it that if you join this server, you’ll find treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to magical creatures like flying pigs and talking sheep. You’ll never know what kind of wacky adventure you’ll stumble upon next. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the fun begin! Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run the other way. Trust me on this one.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

$$$ Minecraft SMP Xperience

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🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where even the most random decisions can lead to insane riches! Picture this: you join our server in November 2023, just casually throwing in .1 ETH because some meme shiller on Twitter told you to. You completely forget about it, only to check back yesterday and find out that .1 ETH has magically turned into 3.8 ETH! 🤑

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a treasure trove of wacky adventures and unexpected surprises. Who knows what other crazy memes will explode next? Join us for a rollercoaster ride of memes, madness, and Minecraft mayhem. Don’t miss out on the chance to turn your virtual coins into virtual riches – join now and let the chaos begin! 🚀💰 #ToTheMoonAndBeyond

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Animals Bred:	172	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ZombieStepBroBabyName

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle family drama in the most epic way possible! Join us as we navigate the treacherous waters of baby naming and step brother drama.

Picture this: a pregnant player (27F) and her husband (30M) are expecting a baby girl, but oh no, their baby’s middle name is causing chaos! The husband’s sweet grandmother is on her last legs, so they decide to honor her by giving their daughter her name. But wait, plot twist – the husband’s grandmother and the player’s step brother (who is trans) share the same birth name! Cue the drama!

The step brother goes berserk at the mere mention of his dead name, claiming everyone is out to get him. He demands the name be banished from existence, even though it’s as common as dirt. The player and her husband try to compromise by making it the baby’s middle name, but the step brother loses his marbles.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, passive-aggressive comments, and family feuds! Will the step brother come to terms with the baby’s middle name? Will the player and her husband survive the drama? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NoSexForSMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is you have to give up sex to join! But don’t worry, we have plenty of other things to keep you entertained, like building giant statues of chickens, organizing epic llama races, and battling the Ender Dragon while riding pigs.

Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous challenges, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Who needs sex when you have a world full of blocky wonders waiting to be explored? So leave your hormones at the door and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Runes Activated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BandCraft: Live Show Wars

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the party? Well, look no further because our server is like a rock concert on steroids! Imagine if the band playing was a group of pixelated pigs jamming out to some sick beats. That’s the kind of energy you’ll find here. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing villagers, and maybe even a surprise appearance from Notch himself! So come on down and experience the most epic live show in Minecraft history. You won’t want to miss it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BankruptBlock Minecraft Server

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join this minecraft server or u will go bankrupt like those 163 firms in japan!!! we got so many players u will never have a staff shortage, unless u count all the zombies and creepers running around lol. come join us and build ur own empire before it goes bankrupt like those poor japanese companies. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9353	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8404	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Animals Bred:	48
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

NaziSaluteJailbreak

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so, like, u know what’s cooler than a convicted man? joining our minecraft server, duh! we got all the craziest stuff happening here, like, u can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or u can battle a dragon with a diamond sword while riding a llama.

and get this, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of evil bunnies with laser eyes. u gotta be super sneaky to get past them, but if u do, u’ll be rewarded with all the diamonds and emeralds u could ever want.

plus, our community is the best, we have players from all over the world who are always down to team up and go on epic adventures. we even have our own language made up of only emojis, so if u can crack the code, u’ll be like a legend around here.

so come join us on our minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. trust us, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Towns Built:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4