Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Join our wacky and wild SMP where schizos and shitposters run the show! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and mind-bending builds that will leave you questioning reality.

Join us if you want to be part of a community that embraces the chaos and thrives on the absurd. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a schizo or a shitposter! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Void Gems Collected: 32
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Alien Abductions: 2
Magic Crystals Found: 15 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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