Welcome to Matt’s Minecraft Server!
Server Type	Whitelisted
Discord	Join the Discord
Server Specs	AMD RYZEN – 8cores DDR4- 32Gb 2tb SSD

LOLcraft: Confused Creepers & Puzzled Players

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest art class of your life! Our nude life model may cancel last minute, but don’t worry, because you could be the next model sensation! Get ready to show off your blocky bod to a group of eager artists who just want to draw some Minecraft-inspired masterpieces. Who needs fruit when you can be the star of the show? Come join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you saying, “I can’t believe I just did that in a video game!”

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	69

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Crafty Champions: LOL Edition – Final Day Frenzy!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block is a championship win waiting to happen! Join us as we battle it out for the second automatic promotion place, play-off spots, and avoid relegation like a pro.

Imagine a world where Ipswich Town is on the brink of a double promotion, Leeds United is fighting for a spot in the top tier, and Birmingham City is risking a suicidal plummet into the depths of League One. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords!

Will you be the hero who leads your team to victory, or will you be the one who accidentally builds a house on the pitch? Anything can happen in this wild and wacky Minecraft server. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us for a season finale like no other.

Who needs TV when you can watch the drama unfold in real-time, as Birmingham City takes on Norwich City, Ipswich Town faces off against Huddersfield Town, and Leeds United battles Southampton for glory? It’s a showdown of epic proportions, and you won’t want to miss a single blocky moment.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of the Championship – the Greatest League in World Minecraft™! Trust us, it’s more fun than trying to build a redstone contraption without blowing up your base.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Stray Dog Survival: Where Tombstones Are Reserved for the Creeper Victims

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Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a group of stray dogs who stumbled upon this server. They were tired of being overlooked and forgotten in the real world, so they decided to make this server their new home. And guess what? They thrived! They built doggy mansions, had epic doggy parties, and even learned how to mine diamonds with their cute little paws.

But here’s the catch – they don’t make tombstones for stray dogs. So if you want to honor their memory and be a part of their crazy adventures, come join us on this server! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond-encrusted dog bone or two along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the doggy shenanigans begin!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Get Rich Quick Minecraft Server – ‘why are you still poor?’

assets, calculation, cryptocurrency, financial literacy, Financial Planning, financial struggle, get rich quick, Investment, long-term investment., market analysis, Minecraft, money management, opportunity, Poor, POVERTY, profit potential., pump and dump, Quick, Rich, Risk, Server, speculation, Trading, Watchlist, wealth

Are you tired of missing out on those sweet crypto gains? Well, imagine a Minecraft server where every block you mine is actually a hidden cryptocurrency waiting to be discovered! Just imagine stumbling upon a diamond block only to find out it’s actually worth $500 in real life! Join our server and become the ultimate crypto miner, turning virtual blocks into real-life riches. Who needs to invest in risky shitcoins when you can just play Minecraft instead? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to strike it rich in the most unexpected way possible. Join now and start mining your way to financial freedom!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Crafty Millennials – Taking Your Money and Building Blocks!

blocks, budgeting, building, Crafty, DEBT, Degree, education, entitled millennials, ENTITLEMENT, entitlement culture, entitlement issues, entitlement mentality, finances, financial independence, financial management, financial responsibility, loan, Millennials, MONEY, personal finance, saving money, student loans, work

Tired of entitled millennials taking your hard-earned cash? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and take revenge on those lazy degree-holding scammers by building giant statues of student loan debt monsters and unleashing them on unsuspecting players. Show those entitled brats that hard work and creativity always triumph over entitlement! Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly Karen who demands to speak to the manager of every pixelated shop. Join us now for a wild ride of revenge and ridiculousness!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127
Buildings Constructed:	24	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Creepin’ Craft: Where we build, mine, and definitely don’t make inappropriate jokes about villagers’ personal lives!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and apparently Marty’s wife’s ass! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon where players compete to see who can build the best replica of Marty’s wife’s ass! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Pixelated Peasants: Where Even Pixels Can Feel Human

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Tired of being just another boring human in your country? Join our Minecraft server and transform into a magical unicorn with rainbow powers! No more blending in with the crowd, stand out and sparkle with our custom unicorn skins and enchanted abilities. Who needs to be human when you can be a majestic unicorn ruling over the land?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead in a dance party like no other. Who knew that monsters had such killer dance moves?

So why be a regular old human when you can be a fabulous unicorn and party with zombies? Join our Minecraft server today and let the magic and madness begin!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8554	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Chicks Dig Steve

Allure, APPEAL, attraction, captivation, charisma, Charm, chicks, Curiosity, desirability, Dig, draw, Enigma, fascination, Interest, Intrigue, magnetism, Mystery, seduction, steve, What do girls see in him?

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself asking, “What do girls see in him?” That’s right, our server is so lit that even the virtual ladies can’t resist it. Rumor has it that Steve himself is a regular player on our server and even he can’t figure out why all the girls are swooning over him.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond swords clashing, creepers exploding, and players screaming in terror as they try to survive the chaos.

And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, why not try our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato” where players pass around a live TNT block or “Chicken Jousting” where players ride chickens and try to knock each other off their feathered mounts.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and find out for yourself what all the hype is about. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

TDE SERVER Minecraft server

administration, anti bot, Enchantments, Flood, Goodies, Items, minecraft server, open server, Players, Plugins, possessions, Prison, Private, Protection, registration, Survival, TDE PARTICIPANT, TDE SERVER, The Dark Edge

About the server”TDE SERVER”This server was first created for flooding The Dark Edge. But realizing that there was no point, the server moved from the closed server category to open to all users. The server contains plugins such as anti bot, registration, private, prison and many others. All of them were added to protect the player’s possessions or to protect the server. We also have goodies for players who joined The Dark Edge flood. These buns do not give any huge power to the players, but they give them a plus in survival (a bun is any 1 item pumped to the maximum, for example, a player asked for a sword and we will give him a netherite sword with maximum enchantments, and we will also give a couple more items, but what We won’t tell you, because what kind of item they will give you will be decided by the administration :3) also for participants in The Dark Edge flood the role (TDE PARTICIPANT) it does not give anything except the inscription next to the nickname :3. I would also like to say about our administration, our administration is the best!!! He will solve any questions, help you, and will never give you three cheerful answers. But if he sends it, write to the owner of the server and he will give them pipdule. Also, anyone can become an admin on the server) but that’s not all, thank you everyone for your attention and good luck with the game I LOVE YOU :3

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Void Gems Collected:	37

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Puppies and Rainbows SMP: The Server Where You Might Get Stuck in Limbo

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Purgatory
Server Type	Vanilla++
Version	1.20.2
Mods Used	Fabric mods like Origins and other fun mods

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join or create a town/village on the server?	Yes, you can join or create a town/village to live in.
What mods are used on the server?	We use fabric mods like Origins and other fun mods.
How can I join the server’s Discord server?	You can join the Discord server by applying and joining the legion of happy sinners at https://discord.gg/6UbH6rPBan.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Mine Vale VS Hypixel

#cooperativeplay, Adventure, bossbattles, building, Communityevents, Customenchants, EnchantedArmors, epicjourneys, ExcitingQuests, Exploration, Hardcore, HiddenTreasures, MagicalItems, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, ResourceGathering, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, StoryDriven, Survival, Survivalserver, ThrillingEncounters, UniqueWeapons

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
One of the largest Minecraft servers	Can be overwhelming for new players
Wide variety of minigames	Can have long wait times for popular games
Active player community	Can be laggy at times

Mine Vale

Pros	Cons
Custom items, armors, weapons	Smaller player base
Custom dungeons with bosses	Lack of variety in gameplay compared to Hypixel
RPG survival experience	Limited minigames

FAQ

1. What sets Hypixel apart from Mine Vale?

Hypixel is one of the largest Minecraft servers with a wide variety of minigames and an active player community. On the other hand, Mine Vale offers a more customized RPG survival experience with custom items, armors, and dungeons.

2. Which server has more players?

Hypixel has a much larger player base compared to Mine Vale.

3. Are there any wait times on Hypixel?

Yes, popular games on Hypixel can have long wait times due to the high number of players.

4. Can Mine Vale be overwhelming for new players?

While Hypixel can be overwhelming for new players due to its large scale, Mine Vale may also have a learning curve with its custom items and dungeons.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftyCrack – 420 Blaze It

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig, a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, and a magical portal that transports you to a land made entirely of candy. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to laugh, scream, and question your sanity along the way.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Blocky Banters: Rate my Pickaxe

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure filled with epic quests and hilarious shenanigans! But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a feature called “Rate my cock” where you can showcase your best rooster builds and have other players rate them. Trust us, you’ve never seen a chicken coop like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and squawks orders at his loyal subjects. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Chicken King with your poultry prowess, he will grant you access to the fabled Chicken Palace, where golden eggs are said to lay.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate cock connoisseur and earn the favor of the Chicken King himself. Just be prepared for a clucking good time!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Potions Brewed:	191
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Moon Craft – We promise no actual moon rocks, only virtual ones on our server! Join us now for some blocky fun! 🌕

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Moon Craft Overview

Name	Moon Craft
Type	Minecraft Survival Server / SMP
Requirements	– Must be 18 or older – Not actively partaking in another serious MC SMP – Must be a content creator or active community member – Must have a Mic for discord
Discord Membership	Free
Server Membership	By Application Only

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join Moon Craft if I am under 18?

Unfortunately, Full Server Membership is restricted to those who are 18 years or older.

2. Do I need to be a content creator to join?

No, you do not have to be a content creator. The server is open to active community members who enjoy playing Minecraft.

3. How can I apply to join Moon Craft?

You can apply by meeting the requirements mentioned in the application section and joining the Discord server through the link provided.

4. Will inactive players be removed from the server?

Yes, inactive players may be pruned regularly to make space for active members.

5. Are there plans to add Enchant Plugins and other features in the future?

Yes, there may be plans to add additional features in the future, so it is recommended to consider your machine’s capabilities for smooth gameplay.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

DesiCraft: Where Creeper Curry and Redstone Roti Collide!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that will make you say “INDIA???” Well look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us on our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly herd of dancing llamas who will guide you through our majestic pixelated land. Our spawn point is a giant Taj Mahal made entirely out of diamond blocks, because why not?

But that’s not all – our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted bacon when you defeat them in battle. And if you manage to find the hidden temple of the mystical curry gods, you’ll be granted the power to summon a herd of stampeding elephants to ride into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to watch out for the creepers wearing turbans – they’re known to explode in a shower of glitter and rainbows!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Oasis Nexus SMP: Where vanilla beans aren’t just for ice cream!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

2. What kind of gameplay can I expect on this server?

3. What are the server specifications?

4. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

5. Are there any specific rules or guidelines for gameplay on the server?

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Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

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Hypixel

Mine Vale

FAQ

1. What sets Hypixel apart from Mine Vale?

2. Which server has more players?

3. Are there any wait times on Hypixel?

4. Can Mine Vale be overwhelming for new players?

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Moon Craft Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join Moon Craft if I am under 18?

2. Do I need to be a content creator to join?

3. How can I apply to join Moon Craft?

4. Will inactive players be removed from the server?

5. Are there plans to add Enchant Plugins and other features in the future?

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