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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 5162 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of diamond-encrusted llamas that will trade you enchanted golden carrots for your most embarrassing secrets.
So why wait? Come join us and discover what’s really at the bottom of your nuts…or maybe you’ll just find a bunch of hilarious shenanigans instead!