Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh so hard you pee a little? Well, look no further because our server will have you questioning what’s at the bottom of your nuts in no time!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of diamond-encrusted llamas that will trade you enchanted golden carrots for your most embarrassing secrets.

So why wait? Come join us and discover what’s really at the bottom of your nuts…or maybe you’ll just find a bunch of hilarious shenanigans instead!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • AusCraft

    AusCraft

    » JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Mirkovic Junior High School

    Mirkovic Junior High School

    Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Farms Harvested: 131
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Simplex

    Simplex

    Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 11
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • ChocoHills

    ChocoHills

    ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • AwareNetwork

    AwareNetwork

    AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Star Shards Collected: 160
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • HearthCraft

    HearthCraft

    HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Mines Excavated: 2721 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Emeralds Found: 9813

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Middle School Oasis

    Middle School Oasis

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 18 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Crops Grown: 7737 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Minecraft Community Prison

    Minecraft Community Prison

    MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Mines Excavated: 2089
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Sky Kingdoms

    Sky Kingdoms

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Falling into the Void: 3
    Zombie Dances: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Mines Excavated: 4319 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • MineTrade

    MineTrade

    MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 336 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
    Endless Legions Commanded: 39 Magical Moments Shared: 24

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 17 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 10
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • InfiniteMC

    InfiniteMC

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 211 Love Letters Sent: 19
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 18

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Warden City

    Warden City

    Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • AllianceCraft

    AllianceCraft

    AllianceCraft> | Servidor Survival 1.20.x > | Servidor Survival 1.8.x > | 1.8 – 1.20 > | Economia Hard > | Team Vacancies > | Focus on PvP events (gladiator, killer, among others) > | MiniGames (minesweeper, sumo, pool, among others)

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 36 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • EnchantMC

    EnchantMC

    EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Void Armor Forged: 29
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Rainbows Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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