Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 |
| Ores Mined: | 9332 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
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