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BlockBusterCraft

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Are you tired of adulting and being responsible? Join our Minecraft server and start over in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual house!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of rainbow sheep appear out of nowhere, dropping gold nuggets as they frolic around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons.

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a fearless warrior, a master builder, or even a professional llama whisperer. So why wait? Join now and escape the harsh realities of adulthood by diving headfirst into our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Animals Bred:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Schrodinger’s Amazon Account

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haha u wanna join dis minecraft server? well let me tell u, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur future and our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode.

once, a player found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, sipping on potions of invisibility. another time, a group of players stumbled upon a village where all the villagers were actually disguised as chickens plotting a coup against the players.

if u join our server, u might just witness a battle between a giant chicken riding a dragon and a group of players riding on the backs of ender dragons. or maybe u’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep.

so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u do, in which case, blame it on Schrodinger’s Amazon account.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Chimeras Created:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Dimension Hops:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Plasticizer-Free SoCal CraftyCraft

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Yo, if you wanna escape the plastic apocalypse and have a blast in Minecraft, come join our server! We got rid of allllll the plasticizers and replaced them with rainbow sparkles and unicorn farts. No more toxic air, just pure pixelated fun! Plus, our server is so lit that even the phthalates are too scared to show up. Join us and build a world where the only thing toxic is your sick PvP skills. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

EuroPlayZone Lands, Buy Rent Houses, 11.07 Minecraft server

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Welcome to our ⚔️Minecraft survival⚔️! EuroPlayZone is excited to announce the grand opening of our new Survival Server on July 6th, 2024. Join us at mc.europlayzone.eu:25565 for an unparalleled Minecraft experience featuring custom datapacks and a range of exciting plugins.

Our server is equipped with:

Datapacks: Terralith, Incendium, Nullscape

Plugins: Terra, EconomyPremium, Auction House, GSit, Hat, Lands, Aurelium Skills, Leveled Mobs, VeinMiner, MoreOres

Explore unique biomes, engage in epic battles, and trade in our vibrant economy. Mark your calendars and join us for the grand opening!

See you in the game! ⚔️

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Mine LOL Server – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyways?

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story… Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle. The next day, that player logged in to find the statue had come to life and was leading an army of farm animals on a quest for world domination.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of safeguards in place to prevent any more chicken-pig uprisings. So come on in and join the fun! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server. Just remember, always keep an eye out for those sneaky creepers… they’re always up to no good.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftyCouple Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of dealing with homophobia and transphobia on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for hate speech!

Join us and you’ll be welcomed with open arms by our diverse and inclusive community. Our server is a safe space for everyone, whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out. Plus, rumor has it that our resident builder can create the most fabulous rainbow-themed structures you’ve ever seen.

So come on over and join us for a fun and accepting Minecraft experience. Remember, hate speech is so last season! 😉🌈 #LoveWins #MinecraftEquality

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

DocBlockDaycare

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Are you tired of being roped into babysitting duties without any compensation? Do you have a mysterious lump in your breast that needs attention ASAP? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for outrageous adventures and escape the real world drama. Our virtual world is filled with pixelated wonders and no babysitting required! Plus, our in-game doctors are always available for appointments, no waiting months for an opening. So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs responsibilities when you can mine for diamonds instead?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7611	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BrainPowerVSWill SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate test of will power and brain power!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour challenges where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of lava, and mind-bending puzzles that will make you question reality itself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and harness its power?

So why choose between will power and brain power when you can have both on our insane Minecraft SMP? Join now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

TrustCraft: Love Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where love and trust are required to thrive? Well, look no further because on our server, love without trust is the name of the game! Picture this: you’re building a beautiful castle with your significant other, but you can’t trust them not to sabotage your masterpiece. It’s chaos, it’s drama, it’s Minecraft like you’ve never seen before! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and see what love looks like when trust is out the window. Who needs trust when you have diamonds, am I right?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SlaughterCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll be like “what even is real life anymore?!” we got more crazy builds than a toddler on pixie sticks and more drama than a reality TV show about llama farmers.

Our players are so skilled they could take down a horde of creepers blindfolded while juggling TNT. And don’t even get me started on our epic events – we once had a battle royale where the winner got a pet dragon that poops diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family… if your family was a bunch of deranged unicorns who communicate through interpretive dance. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	28

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyCreeperz

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only attacks you’ll see are from creepers and zombies, not from terrorist organizations! we promise no explosions except for the ones you create with tnt!

our server is so lit, even hamas wants to claim it as their own! but don’t worry, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor to protect you from any real-life drama.

build your own city, mine for diamonds, and battle other players in epic pvp battles. who needs tel aviv when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun? join now and let’s craft some memories together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	New Chunks Explored:	983540
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

NoTouchy Door Handles

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So, like, you ever wonder about door handles, man? Like, what if they’re actually the cleanest part of the whole door, dude? Like, everyone’s all like “eww, don’t touch the door handle, it’s dirty,” but what if it’s actually the opposite, bro? Mind blown, right?

Anyway, you should totally join this Minecraft server, man. It’s like, the most epic place ever, full of crazy adventures and wild shenanigans. Like, one time, we had a giant chicken riding a pig through a lava waterfall while wearing a top hat. It was insane, dude.

And the best part is, you get to build your own crazy creations and show them off to all your new friends. Like, I built a roller coaster that goes through a maze of exploding creepers. It’s a real blast, bro.

So, come join us on this epic Minecraft server, where the door handles are always clean and the fun never stops. Trust me, you won’t regret it, dude. Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	8334

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Dolphin Playtime Fun Land

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come join our epic minecraft server where the dolphins are always smiling and ready to play! we got dolphins doing backflips and somersaults, it’s like a water circus up in here. you’ll never see dolphins this happy anywhere else, they’re practically begging you to join our server. plus, rumor has it that if you befriend a dolphin, they’ll give you secret underwater treasures. who needs buried treasure when you can have dolphin treasure, amirite? so come on over and dive into the fun, just watch out for the sharks, they’re not as friendly as the dolphins.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ISO SMP: Where we craft, explore, and sometimes accidentally blow up our own houses! 18+ Server with hermit-craft vibes.

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ISO SMP Server Overview

Server Name	ISO SMP
Launch Date	2024-09-10
Community	18+
Plugin Features	Chest locking with signs Invisible item frames by shift-right clicking Player and mob heads Deathchest Vein-miner /home command Shops with custom economy NO-GRIEF policy Server online 24/7 Custom armor stand Mini-blocks
Discord	Join us on Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the minimum age requirement for the community?	The community is for players aged 18 and above.
Are there any griefing rules on the server?	There is a strict NO-GRIEF policy to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.
How can I protect my chests?	You can lock your chests using signs with the chest locking plugin on the server.
Is the server online 24/7?	Yes, the server is online 24/7 for players to enjoy at any time.
What special features does the server offer?	Some special features include invisible item frames, custom economy shops, vein-mining, and custom armor stands.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MogMaster Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting absolutely wrecked by blackopscel on every Minecraft server you join? Well, fear no more because on our server, blackopscel is just a mere mortal like the rest of us. That’s right, no more getting your virtual girlfriend stolen by some glowy dude who thinks he’s all that. Join us and finally have a chance at keeping your virtual relationships intact! Plus, rumor has it that blackopscel once tried to fight a creeper with his bare hands and ended up blowing up half the server. So if you’re looking for some explosive entertainment, look no further! Join now and let’s see if you can survive the chaos that is blackopscel.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1