NutPuncher69 Minecraft SMP

NutPuncher69 Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the nut-cracking action you could ever dream of!

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to aim for the nuts! Whether you’re using a diamond sword or a sneaky creeper explosion, there’s no better feeling than hitting someone right where it hurts the most.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nutcracker Gang, a group of players who have mastered the art of nut shots and will stop at nothing to claim their title as the ultimate nutcrackers.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (and clutching your own nuts in fear), join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the nutty madness!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
Players Killed by Monsters: 2843 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
Chimeras Created: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8018

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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