| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 176 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 13 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 23 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Forget about building up credibility, because coconut niggers are taking over the roster spots and ruining everything. No one stands a chance against the bloodline, not even Cena, Fiend, or Prime Finn. Oba Femi is just a jobber waiting to get wrecked by Jacob Fatu on Smackdown.
Join us if you’re ready for chaos, craziness, and coconut niggers taking over the world of Minecraft like never before!
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4415 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Our server is so drama-free, even your ex’s nephews will be calling you “Aunt” in no time. And who needs a cheating ex when you can build epic structures and battle mobs with your new Minecraft family?
Forget about ex-boyfriend drama, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – we promise no one will walk off with your room keys here!
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 850296 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
But that’s not all – we also offer intense cravings for virtual snacks, PB dipped strawberries, and soggy sandwiches included! Play with pregnant women who will stop at nothing to satisfy their cravings, even if it means risking the lives of allergic children.
Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the drama and chaos of our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 28 | Animals Bred: | 89 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2610 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 68 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
join us for the most insane and unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft. we’ve got russian warships, norwegian fishing boats, and who knows what else lurking in the waters. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in blocky pixel form.
come join us and see what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next. who knows, maybe you’ll even become friends with a russian sailor or catch a giant squid with your bare hands. anything is possible on this server, so what are you waiting for? dive in and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 298 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 21 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 71 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 32 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with quirky characters and insane builds that will leave you questioning reality.
So why wait? Join now and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it means playing Minecraft in a league of its own!
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 383 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
