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| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 2234 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 1469 |
so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.
join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.
plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.
so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.
