Numbed Tax Totals | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	141	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Runes Activated:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	26
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dimension Hops:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Divine Spears Created:	23	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Timeless

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

IntroTimeless is a server that combines the fun of semi-vanilla minecraft and boosts it with various events and a storyline for players to follow.Here is the last event trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHO7rwbM9oAboutTimeless basis itself around vanilla minecraft, but adds more convenient solutions with its various plugins. You’ll find starting players can access basic commands from essentials and are ranked up by voting! If you need a break from mining and building we have multiple arenas ranging from pvp to parkour, in which you are given kits to battle to your heart’s desire.These arenas also hold tournaments and mini-games, for players to compete and win prizes to aid their survival progress. The soul of ‘Timeless’ would be the Lore Events, large adventure map style builds for all the players to join using gear they’ve collected in survival. These maps range in puzzles and PVE using custom mobs to challenge players.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Magic Items Found:	4825
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

NeoUni

Creative, PvP, Survival

【Thank you for coming!!】 This is a Japanese Server. When you connect to the server, you will be logged in to the Lobby server. From there you can connect to survival, creative and PvP servers.【Rules : Do Not】・Annoying acts such as destruction, theft of items, and spam. ・Solicitation to other servers not related to Neo-Universe Server. ・Acts such as live broadcasting and video uploading without the permission of the operator. ・Load attack on servers such as DoS and DDoS. ・Other acts that hinder server operation.If you do not follow the rules, you will be banned without warning.【Youtube channel】https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaG0c1OSvFuCVoag99Fq22Q

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MC.NOOB.LV

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

from 1.7.2 up to Latest versions supported! – FACTIONS | SKYBLOCK | ANNIHILATION | SKYPVP | HUB | SURVIVAL – – Factions update with new Nether!Our Discord – https://discord.gg/ByGQXyQ– 1.8 Combat Mechanics – Ranks – SilkTouch Spawners – CratesJoin Now! Vote for rewards in game!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Modesty

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Want a peaceful server where you can build with your friends? Or, do you prefer to play survival with a few minigames? Modesty has it all! Modesty has multiple worlds to explore. The world is a non-griefing, community supporting world with lots to explore. You can challenge mob arenas, or take on your friends at pvp.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Crops Grown:	6787	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Minecafe

Survival

We have a 1.14.4 SMP and are working on adding new servers. The SMP has grief prevention, TorchWand, fast leaf decay, and more. Come hang out with us, and help build our community. 🙂

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magic Items Found:	7247
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Lootcraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Lootcraft, a survival server with a friendly community! We offer a chill and laid back experience, so if you’re looking for a casual server to play on you’ve come to the right place! We offer many features, such as land claiming to protect your builds, chest shops and auctions to buy and sell items, and player warps so other players can check out what you made. With the world border being 10,000 x 10,000, there is plenty of land to explore. Come join us and become part of the Lootcraft community!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

WheatField

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

WheatField,WheatField is a community based server that is now online! We cater for lovers of all gamemodes featuring KitPvP, Skyblock, Factions and soon to be Creative. We can’t wait to see the community flourish. We hope you enjoy the server and appreciate the heartfelt time and effort we have put in to the server. We love you guys!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Furry Refuge Community Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

We’re a small but growing community of Furries with a community server that is welcome to anyone and everyone who wants to join! We’ve got landclaiming, a bit of an economy going, along with Slimefun! We try to foster a a friendly encronment with players on daily. Lands will allow you to claim a property by doing “/lands claim”.. you can also use the little menu book we’ve provided. Slimefun book is also very easy to use and uses xp to unlock tech stuff. If you want a more vanilla play, you can definitely do that without having to worry about tech stuff. On the other hand, you can delve deep into tech without mods, allowing even players with crappy computers to play on our server and have just as much fun. Remember, you can save your xp by using a empty bottle item in a crafting table. keep “soulbound” items in your inventory upon death, and other stuff! Join us on telegram at telegram.furryrefuge.com or our discord which is discord.furryrefuge.com. We hope to see you in-game, and if not, you can use the bot to chat to people in-game from telegram or discord minecraft chats!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Secret Passages Found:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MegaCityCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival

24/7 Hosted /back /tpa /sell etc !! Wait for it… Our free commands are free. We have tons of features — Come play a while and see why we’re so AWESOME !!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Mines Excavated:	1802	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.