Numbed Tax Totals | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SwoleCraft

Creative, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

IP for PC/Java: play.swolecraft.com The official Stomsh Minecraft server! Featuring: Economy Survival, Creative plots, SkyWars, SkyBlock and PVP! New gamemodes will be added soon. NEW: The mall! Get your own shop to sell your items to other players in the beautiful new mall! The survival is an economy 1.16.5 survival, you can claim land, buy various items in the shop, trade with other players and you can even buy your own shop in the mall where you can sell your items! You can survival with all your friends, because the server is cross-platform!

You can play with your Bedrock MCPE and W10 Edition as well! IP for bedrock (PE/W10) clients: bedrock.swolecraft.com (port: 25565) There is a nice community, especially on the official Discord. Please come and have a look around!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SoftSlayer | 1.9 – 1.20.4 | Survival | Small Server | Community-focused | Java & Bedrock Crossplay

120smp, Community, crossplay, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Nolandclaim, Nomapresets, PvP, Semivanilla, Survival

SoftSlayer is a small and simple community survival server. We are mostly vanilla with some sprinkles. Server has been running since 2011 non-stop, how unlucky. Bedrock support for PC, phones, Switch, PS4, PS5, Xbox etc.

Dynmap – Discord

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━⇒ How to join━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━Java IP: softslayer.com

Bedrock IP: softslayer.com:25612

How to connect with Bedrock via consoles:Xbox – PS4, PS5 – Switch

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

KiwiCloud

PvP, Skyblock

This is an amazing skyblock server where having fun is the top priority. We want to make your experience different than any other average skyblock server. We hope that you will at least check out our server and we hope you have fun.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Enchantments Applied:	294	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Holocraft

Earth, MCMMO, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.

• Survival – 1.18.1 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.18.1 • Vanilla – 1.18.1 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soon

IP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://store.holocraft.xyz Discord: https://discord.holocraft.xyz

Connect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.18.1 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

🔥 Vanilla Anarchy 🔥 NO HACKS 🔥 1.19

Anarchy, Nocheat, Nohacks, Nolag, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IP: anarchy.mcffa.net

🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

Grief.

Steal.

Set traps.

Kill.

Harass.

Infiltrate your enemy’s base.

Use whatever language you like.

ONLY hackers get banned.

Everything else is fair game!

The world NEVER gets reset, and has a 30 million block radius.

Explore anywhere and everywhere you want, but you’re on your own. No plugins, no starter kits. Hard mode is on.

This is old-school vanilla survival multiplayer.

Good luck!

🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

IP: anarchy.mcffa.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Athenaz

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Athenaz is a Minecraft Survival server created in March of 2020 by Yolk3y. Friendship, Rivalry, Creativity, and Survival are main aspects of Athenaz. A place truly magical and a server built off true community, Athenaz is a highly welcoming environment.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1163	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Prism

Survival, Whitelist

#1 Christian Minecraft Server. Family safe and kid friendly! We are not just a meme. We ask player to follow our guidelines and rules and help keep Prism a friendly environment for all players!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Zombie Dances:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MCVerse City

bedrock, Claims, Economy, Griefprevention, HARD, java, market, Openworld, PvE, Surival, Survival

UpdatesNovember Update – Global Markets and Improved Economy

Now easier to get more sethomes as well as trade with other players to get the blocks you need to build your dream hideout! Or.. just dig your way out!! Our community grows..

September 21 Event Start: Pocket world and Seasons!!

We’ve also added player warps for you to share your builds with.

General Info

Stable vanilla survival experience with a mature community to trade and connect with. RandomTP, Claims, Market, Unlimited Open World. We plan to be around for a long time, perfect for casual and dedicated gamers alike.

Massive world, no limits! 30k x 30k wild warp will expand as it gets used.

Play on your own terms. Get your own world! Free 10k block claim.

Market now live!

Visit discord for map leaks. Recently upgraded server for no lag!

Java Bedrock crossplay now available.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dimension Hops:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Farms Harvested:	841

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

zombie-craft.se

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

A Swedish stable server since 2018 with ranker economy and landclaim mcmmo and dynmap and discord and a few other bits and pieces…

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Crops Grown:	2019
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Pixels Semi-Vanilla SMP (VOICE CHAT) 1.18-1.20.4 (bedrock/java)

bedrock, Bedrockjavacrossplay, Crossplatform, java, Proximitychat, Seasons, Semivanilla, Simplevoicechat, Survival, Temperature, Voicechat, Vrsupport

Pixel SMP

• Semi-Vanilla, lgbtq friendly minecraft server!

• Temperatures and seasons!

• Cross-Platform, Bedrock x Java!

• Free Daily Crate Keys!

• Simple Voice Chat mod 1.20.1 supported!

• VR ViveCraft mod supported!

Bedrock port: 5216

https://discord.gg/s9JAnpAGrJ

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

AnarchyMC

Anarchy

AnarchyMC is a anarchy server where you can kill anyone, wherever and whenever, no spawn protection, no queue, friendly staff and most importantly, GUILDS! Make your own guilds and get your own discord channels. We make the world size bigger and bigger every week, don’t miss out on the oppurtunity to get resources untill they get destroyed by the waves of new players.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	186675	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SlimeCraft Slimefun

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

SlimeCraft 1.20 Java y Bedrock Play from 1.9 to 1.20.1 24/7 and 0 Lag Get machines, new tools, weapons, special armor, backpacks, elevators and more than 1000 special items with Slimefun. Over 250 new OP enchantments. Many missions that will give you epic rewards. Dungeons and Bosses Protections of all sizes Events and Giveaways. And much more! https://discord.gg/72Wm5cY6gV

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dimension Hops:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magic Items Found:	4866

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

★ i-Pixelmon.com | Pixelmon Reforged (Online Since 2014) ★

Fly, Freeranks, Gymleaders, Gyms, Keepinventory, Landclaim, Legendarypixelmon, Legendarypokemon, Nogrief, Noraid, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Reforged, Pixelmonbestserver, Pixelmonextras, Pixelmonmod, Pixelmonreforged, pokemon, Pokemonminecraft, PvE, Pvpdisabled, Roleplay, RPG, Shinystarters

WWW.TINYURL.COM/INSTALLPIXEL

[NOTE] It only takes TWO Minutes To Install through our LINK Above!

How is I-Pixelmon different from other servers?-Pixelmon Showdown-Battle Tower-Real Gym Leaders-Real Elite Four Members-Real Server Champion-Boss Room-Training Tower-EV Training Room-Boss Raids-Rewarded Trivia-Land Claiming-Actual Survival (Building and Mining)-Keep Inventory-GTS-WonderTrade-Player ShopsAND A LOT MORE!

i-Network has been running since December of 2012! We are here for the long run. We are motivated to give our community expected updates, uptime, and most importantly, peace of mind knowing their progress won’t be gone from an unexpected server closure like most new servers nowadays.

Join I-Pixelmon.com today for the ultimate Pixelmon experience!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Love Letters Sent:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Oasis SMP [1.20+] Claiming | Skills | Fishing | Jobs

Customcontent, Fishing, Landclaim, Skills, smp, Survival, Towny

Oᴀsɪs Sᴍᴘ

Looking for a chill, friendly SMP server for Java Edition? Look no further, Oᴀsɪs Sᴍᴘ is for you!

IP: play.oasissmp.gg

Discord: https://discord.gg/NT8yJst82E

We are a relatively new survival multiplayer server in active development with updates released every 2-3 weeks. We use a custom resource pack on the server for our custom content textures and models (you will be prompted to use it when you join the server). The server was opened on November 24 after over a year in development.

At the moment, our features include:

🏝️ Land Claiming – Create a land and claim your base so your items are protected. Invite your friends, and join nations!

📜 Guide – An in game guide to get you started. Browse our server features with a custom GUI! (Use /guide in game to use)

🗺️ Multiple Worlds – Two main worlds to choose from: A fully custom generated map or a simple vanilla map.

🧭 Random Teleport – Teleport between worlds (Custom world, Vanilla world, and other dimensions)

⛏️ Resource Worlds – These three worlds reset every 2 weeks (Overworld resource, Nether resource, end resource)

🐪 Safari Nets – Catch mobs using safari nets for easier transportation

🎣Custom Fishing – Catch 50+ fish with more being added regularly (Yes, each fish has a custom texture)

👑 Ranks – Rank up to earn more commands and more chunks to claim for your land (You can even get /fly from the last rank!)

🎫 Tags – Earn tags to display before your rank and name in chat! (Tags can be earned from crates)

👷Jobs – Earn money to use on shops, ranking up, and land claiming. Level up your job to earn more money!

🎯 Skills – Level up to gain abilities and increase your personal stats. (Abilities such as speed mining, tree capacitator, etc.)

📋 Missions – Complete 12 random daily missions for rewards. Get an extra reward for completing all missions for each difficulty.

🛍️ Shops – Create a shop that other players can teleport to and buy from you. You may also sell or auction items using /ah!

💵 Player-run Economy – An economy that is completely run by players!

🎩 Cosmetics – Check out our cosmetics at /warp cosmetics! (Win cosmetics from crates, try them on at the warp)

⚒️Reforging – Reforge your tools and armor to get unique attributes on them

✅ Vote Rewards – Earn rewards from voting for the server using /vote in game! (Top 3 voters every month get bonus rewards)

Middle School Oasis [1.20+] Claiming | Skills | Fishing | Jobs Minecraft Server

Oᴀsɪs Sᴍᴘ [1.20+] Claiming | Skills | Fishing | Jobs

If you find any bugs please submit a ticket in the Discord so it can be fixed quickly. Any suggestions you may have can be posted in the Suggestions forum within the Discord as well.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Void Gems Collected:	34	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

VanillasmithcraftSMP (1.20.4)

Landclaim, Minecraftserver, Minigames, Oldschool, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Survival

VanillasmithcraftSMP (1.20.4) Minecraft Server

Java: vanillasmithcraftsmp.netBedrock: vanillasmithcraftsmp.net/Port-19132

▶ Resource pack Download Required

Nautical ranks

▶ Commitment to vanilla experience

We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and hope to find like-minded people. We never go beyond quality-of-life datapacks and never change or add anything that would change or break vanilla mechanics like technical changes or game changing plugins.

▶ Transparency & Community

No matter who you are or what your play style is, we want you to feel welcomed on VanillaSmithCraft SMP and we do our best to make that happen! We run on community feedback and all changes coming to the server are voted on and discussed beforehand. We have a trustworthy, respectful community and ask the same of you.

▶ Projects & Events

On VanillaSmithCraft SMP our goal is for everyone to have fun. We do this with frequent both player-made and server-made projects and events. Every once and a while we host events. These events can range from things like smaller minigames. We also have frequent building competitions and group projects.

How To Join

IP/ vanillasmithcraftsmp.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.