Numbed Tax Totals | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Crops Grown:	7138	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ParrotSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

The ParrotSMP is a public origins smp without any mods needed to join. On this smp, there are different origins that you can pick from at the start of the game with unique abilities. Our smp is cross-play, meaning you can join on all versions of Minecraft. There is no keep inventory when killed by a player, encouraging pvp and competition. We have a great and active community and we hope you join!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

The Brothercraft Network

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Survival

Welcome to Brothercraft, the network of community-based minecraft servers!

Ever played on a massive minecraft server with hundreds of people yet still felt alone? In most of the mega-servers today, there isn’t really any room for a sense of community since there are too many people. Though here at Brothercraft, we focus on the community aspect of the game: meeting new people, exploring around with friends, or even up to crazy antics – it’s all about the community.

We have the following types of servers joined in a hub: -Survival -Creative -Hardcore

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ores Mined:	1587
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PvPBulgaria

Hardcore, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival

PvPBulgaria is a HardCorePvP server offering an amazing PvP experience.Our server is unlike most servers, and offers lots of features that are not found on most servers. Some features that set us apart from other servers are:

– Nonstop PvP @ spawn – War! – Raiding/Grief – Non Protection for Homes and Etc.. – Best donator ranks, commands, kits, events and etc. – No PvP lag – Big and Beautiful WarZone – Parkour – Beautiful Warps for Events, PvP and More… Server Ip: mc.pvpbulgaria.eu Site: www.pvpbulgaria.eu

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	233
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

NeworldCraft x Vanillamc

Earth, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

VanillaMC x NeworldCraft Offers 3 unique PlanetsEarth: This contains cities, many plugins.

VanillaMC: Regular SMP, Minimal Plugins.

Pollux: Very hard, lots of loot.

Build as you please on any planet. Protect it with /town createMinigames: Tennis, COD Zombies, Fishing and more!Discord: discord.gg/stpKN7Svsa

Earth Map – MINIGAMES – MCMMO – 20+ Species – PVE – Weather – Vehicles – Cross Play – Tree Chopping – New items – New Mobs – Level Systems – Wars – Get married – Medkits – PvP, PvE – Better Fishing – Skip Night – 100+ New items

100% free to play, 100% uptime. Dedicated Admins & Owner.

[ Now hiring ]

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9351	Divine Spears Created:	17

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Woozyland

Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

Survivel zombie map gathers supplies before nightfall. Explore and find secrets around the map team or kill other players.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PandaSMP

Parkour, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PandaSMP ================== We have our own store where u can purchase Ranks, Keys! ——————————————————————– We have such an amazing staff team! join our discord if u have any issues with Minecraft!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Buildings Constructed:	32
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Amuria

Survival

Amuria is a survival server that attaches great importance to changing nature as little as possible. In Freebuild you can make all your building dreams come true. The building material for this can be mined in the farm world. Amuria offers, among other things, an animal farm and an admin shop if some materials are difficult or impossible to find. We are always working on plugins and extensions that improve the fun of playing on Amuria, so you can often expect new things or implement your wishes. Anyone who makes an effort and often attracts positive attention has the chance to become a VIP or even a designer. (Similar to architect) All ranks on Amuria are FREE and anyone can achieve them if they put in some effort. There are also events from time to time, for example extra shops, or the ender dragon, which can be defeated every weekend.

We also offer a TeamSpeak 3 server (IP: 93.186.198.28:9987)

The Amuria server team is looking forward to seeing YOU!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Potions Brewed:	196
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

AstroComet

Economy, PvP, Survival

Hey lovely people, are you looking for a super fun Minecraft server?

Welcome to AstroComet, we are a community-based server that hosts events, giveaways (including nitro), fun games/bots, and more!

We also have a Minecraft Server you can join and play! The link below will board you onto our ship of fun and we hope to see some of your faces around! Including exclusive custom models, survival mode, and much, much more! To join use the IP Play.AstroComet.Net!

All the best, AstroComet

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Survival Haven

Adventure, Antigrief, Community, Customplugins, Economy, Headhunter, new, smp, Survival, Vanilla

A haven to build and make friends. Rediscover the joy of a friendly community, A thriving economy, And animal themed ranks!

A core survival experience, with Better loot tables for a refreshing experience. Whether you want to rekindle your joy for the survival experience, showcase your creativity, or climb up the economy and ranks, Our friendly staff are here to provide you a safe haven.

– The core survival experience –– Better loot tables –– Friendly community –– An engaging Economy –– Head hunts –

– Custom Items –

survivalhaven.mcserver.us | https://discord.gg/MZVDdKWubK

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

The Funny Server (1.20.X)

Fun, smp, Survival

Hello! My name is adventuregamer64 (most people call me “ad” for short) and i used to run a server called “Unknown SMP”, the player count died after 2 years of running it. I took a year break from minecraft and now here i am, running this server, The Funny Server (i dont know why i chose this name, i guess i thought it was funny). This server is a work in progress right now so expect a few restarts every now and then. To see announcements, make a suggestion or report a bug/ player you can join the discord server (https://discord.gg/5Zbhq5kt6S).

I hope you join the server,ad (or adventuregamer64 or adventure)

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Buildings Constructed:	11

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Albacore Server [Hard Survival] [Anarchy] [Public] [Java] [Bedrock] [1.7 – 1.20+]

Anarchy, Anticheat, bedrock, HARD, java, Nowhitelist, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A Brand New Minecraft Server

Vanilla – Hard Survival – Anarchy

No Rules – Public – No Whitelist

ViaVersion << All (1.7 – Current – Forward)

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

DiamondCraft

KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

DiamondCraft is a bulgaria server server is pvp mcmmo and kit pvp server is hosting gamesers bge DiamandCraft is a Bulgarian server, log in and have fun, if you have 100 subs and make a rev, you will have a yotuber rank. Priqtna igra!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Zombie Dances:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Biggvs Dickvs

Anarchy, PvP, Survival

Anarchy server hosted in Australia with no rules. The map doesnt reset. And has been running since 2021. Server version is 1.19.3

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	35
New Chunks Explored:	87168	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Hidden Sanctuary | Where SMP starts

And, Bosses, Challenges, Community, Economy, Factions, love, Mobarena, PvE, Pvparena, Respect, Survival, Vanilla, Vanillaplus

IP: hiddensanctuary.net

Hidden Sanctuary is 100% free to play. A true passion project.

A big L to all the pay to win servers out there.

We want to make an example out there!

GET INVOLVED WITH US TODAY! 🙂 @ —> [url=”discord.gg/ms3w9rFA6k”]DISCORD[/url]

Hidden Sanctuary is a FRESH 1.20.4 Minecraft SMP Claims, nations, pvp and pve server, looking to expand and add content to the vanilla base game we all love so passionately. In addition to that I would love to invite you to a Discord server. A server that covers all sorts of topics. We love all sorts of games, but the focus is on Minecraft. Currently we have a team of 6 fivehead developers (MC-STAFF role on Discord) that are all ready to develop now that we have set up our Trello board. I started this serverproject late december 2022, and mark my words, it will be a one of a kind server, as all content will be handmade from scratch.

We will be implementing a lot of ideas and the vision of my most recent Minecraft server which I unfortunately had to discontinue due to life issues. As for promotion and to get traffic going I am trying to grow myself on several different platforms. You can expect me to make a ton of content about the server together with you guys as I stream live on Twitch at least 5 days and 30 hours a week 😉 You can also find Knetterkoekje on YouTube and TikTok. Check my other socials through the Community/MC Server Discord: https://discord.gg/ms3w9rFA6k

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Trailer of the Nether: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pe_JWbC1GQcTimelapse of our first PvP arena: www.youtube.com/watch?v=27SjLYcqbG8

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5847	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CubeBuilders

Capture, Creative, Economy, Faction Pvp, Factions, Flag, PvP, Survival

We got Factions!We got Survival!We got Creative! Unlimited superflat for all!We got Skyblock! Unlimited island size!

What are you waiting for?! Join us at CubeBuilders.net!

Server Address:– cubebuilders.net

Website and Forums:– cubebuilders.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.