Numbed Tax Totals | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

DarmaCraft

Darmacraft offers a variety of things to do and keep you entertained. Stressed out? No worries, come to the PVP arena and fight it off. Gain some extra cash for killing players! Still not cutting it? Come down to the Mob Arena and battle mobs to victory. Gain rewards and XP quick! Battle other players to their death and gain money in Spleef! Still bored? Collect food and resources from the wilderness and build a masterpiece on your own protected plot! Oh and did I mention, we have Survival Games!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Pura

Anarchy, Survival

Do you like to play Minecraft without mods or plugins? Do you want to explore the new world of version 1.20 of the game? Then, join our vanilla Minecraft server! We are a new and recently created server, where you can enjoy the original Minecraft experience with other players. There are no rules or restrictions here, just fun and creativity. Build, explore, fight and survive in this incredible block world. We will wait for you! And remember, the trick is not good. Respect others and play fair. 🙂

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Buildings Constructed:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

UltimateCraft SV/FB/SG

[center]The Ultimate Craft SV/FB/SG server is not a typical server. With us, on the Survival map, you can build wherever you want, establish guilds, admit players to your guild and take their lands and items from others. On the FreeBuild map, however, you can buy plots of land with the money you earn, mine on a specially created resource map, and at the same time, you can always combine it all into one whole and play wherever you want. Recently, we have also launched the popular “Hunger Games”, so we invite players to play on the Survival/FreeBuild server and to fight in the survival games arenas.

PS: Recent changes: addition of Survival Games (Hunger Games) and FreeBuild map

Server name: Ultimate Craft SV/FB/SG Server IP: s52.csrv.pl:14351 Maximum number of players: 20 Server type: Survival/FreeBuild Premium : No Administration: Bartekniko, sonipes

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Gaming Inn

Anarchy, Economy, Towny

Welcome to the Gaming Inn – A 1.20 Bedrock/java Towny Experience!

Our MC server is dedicated to providing a chill place to just play 1.20 Vanilla! In Addition we added the Towny and economy plugins as well for creating civilizations!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Alien Abductions:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

The Chunk Creative

A Minecraft Creative Server, featuring medieval and fantasy builds mainly! Join us now! We offer Monthly Contests with cool prices and lots of fun!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Sela Mixers

Mini Games, PvP

Have a unique Minecraft adventure! Join the server server where daily activities await. Have fun while participating in exciting challenges and making new friends. Experience the endless possibilities of our world and let the adventures begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PVPZone

Hardcore, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

PVPZone is a not your regular Minecraft server. Explore over 10 unique classes each with amazing skills, spells, and abilities to upgrade. Mastering these classes not only keeps you busy, but keeps you entertained as you do it. As you upgrade your favorite classes, you will not only grow to love the server but will also find yourself striving to become the best!

Take part in intense Capture the Flag games to earn cash to upgrade your favorite classes. Also compete in many other gamemodes like Team Death Match, Death Match, Plant the Bomb, Steal the Cake, Parkour Race, Paintball, Zombie Defense, and much more. We also have a fantastic Mob Arena where you can take your favorite class and team up with friends to defeat monsters. Or explore the Dungeon room by room, solve puzzles, kill monsters, and eventually fight the evil Demon Boss at the end.

CTF, TDM, KOTH, we have it all!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Crops Grown:	2757	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Vanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a small community of people who enjoy the original Minecraft experience and want to bring that same experience to others who enjoy it the same.

This server does not support griefing, stealing, or Cheating.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	4990	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9804

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

TooMuchMinecraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival Games, Towny

TMM is a non-profit community, we all just love our game.

Come and enjoy our amazing custom features such as: Community YouTube channel Many minigames (Including: Survival Games, Splegg, KitPVP, Prophunt / Hide & Seek, Paintball, Murder, One in the Chamber, Parkour, Dodgeball & More!) RPG Storyline (NPC’s and Quests) Dynamic Live Map Leaderboards for minigames McMMO (With custom skills!) Creative/Freebuild worlds (Also plots!) Creative & Museum world And much more!

At TooMuchMinecraft, we are all about enhancing our users’ play time and will do so with our friendly and highly skilled staff team, here to aid any of your needs. We have been around since Minecraft Alpha in 2009, and there’s a reason for that.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

TechnoCraft

Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

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Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

LavaCraftMS

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

What is LavaCraft? ☆Well LavaCraft is a cracked minecraft server with many awesome features such as SkyBlock , MobArena ,Creative World, CTF,SurvivalGames,Paintball,NoLagg Spleef ,mcMMO , floAuction ,Plots and much more. We also do Drop-Parties On Special Occasions! ☆★☆★☆★☆★☆☆★☆★☆★☆★☆☆★☆★☆★☆★☆ Website WWW.LAVAMS.COM Ip: LavaCraftMS.Com Join Now

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Alcania

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Vanilla

Welcome to Alcania, a breathtaking Minecraft server that will transport you to a world of endless adventure and creativity! Explore vast landscapes, forge alliances, and conquer some quest as you build, mine, and thrive in this world. With a vibrant community. Join us and embark on a journey where your imagination knows no bounds!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Thing Hunter

REAL OWNER IS RAY0911 We are running minecraft 1.4.5

We are running minecraft 1.4.5

NO WHITELIST

Want to build with out getting bashed over the head or griefed by an other player? No problem stay in the Non-PVP ,join the economy, and /res PROTECT your land!

Want instant fun? Join the Mini-Game world!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Balls of bricks UA

PvE, Survival

If you playing for chill, here you go. I create this server for people who dont like modifications in game

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	21	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Nerdcrafteria

Home to the always awesome Nerdfighters!

We offer a great balance of survival and Bukkit, and along with our amazing staff help to ensure you have the best Minecraft experience possible!

DFTBA!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Crops Grown:	6010	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.