Numbed Tax Totals | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Conivia Craft

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SMP Semi-Vanilla Based Server! Survival server with a few adjustments to make it more relaxing! Gameplay shouldn’t be stressful, we implemented a few unique features to ease the stress of gameplay! We have included automining features and simple commands! We have the back command, gravestones, and all teleporting commands in use! The best part is, we have Fly in survival! Our spawn area has all functioning blocks free to use to help players along!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

DerpCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skywars, Towny

Welcome to DerpCraft! This is a medieval RPG server with many unique custom features such as a leveled ranking system, mob bosses, and themed islands. Come grow your kingdom and dominate the server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	154	Dragon Eggs Found:	705
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

The Epoch

Anarchy, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Features:

Quests: Complete tons of fun quests, and get free ranks as you play with cool commands!

Old Terrain Generation: When you spawn in, you’ll get the nostalgic InfDev terrain, and the further out you go, the newer the terrain will become!

Bedrock Compatible: Bedrock players on any device can login and play with their Java buddies!

No Rules: Hack, grief or bully others. It’s anarchy, you are free to do whatever you want!

While we are completely anarchy, there is an anti-cheat. This is mainly done to prevent movement hacks from creating an insanely large world size.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7361	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

McBlocks Server

McBlocks is a nice community where the staff and players get along well. McBlocks has two servers, a Creative server (c.mcblocks.net) and a Survival server (smp.mcblocks.net). The server has different ranks. You start off as a guest. To get builder you must show you will follow the rules and you must have played for a small amount of time.

Rules: No Griefing No inappropriate Structures

Owners: moss_crow, chrisbs and woder22

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Zombie Dances:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MSTV_CB

Creative, Survival

Hello, this server is new and we are happy about every new player. Join if you want to play on a city build and have fun.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ShadeCrest Creative

Creative

Server IP: mc.shadecrest.com

Shade Crest is a collection of Minecraft servers with a strong community that values fun, competition, creativity, and variety in gameplay. While being competitive in groups, we genuinely respect one another, help each other out, and share experiences via our forums and teamspeak. We have a professionally led team of helpful staff that are constantly working to improve the server for the community. Shade Crest was founded in February 2011 and while we do not wish to be the biggest server, we do want to be one of the servers people think of for quality creative and survival experiences.

Shade Crest Creative is a multiworld server which promotes cooperative, creative building with an emphasis on quality building skill. Over time as you continue to prove your building skills, our staff are granted additional ranks which also grant you access to worlds and tools like WorldEdit and VoxelSniper.

Plots – Everyone is allowed to build at /warp plotworld after claiming a plot Creative – This is our main creative world where the community does big collaborative building projects. After you prove your skills in the plot world, you will be allowed to build at /warp creative and other worlds below PixelArt – Those interested in building 2D or 2D pixel art can do so at /warp pixelart Redstone – Those interested in redstone engineering, you can do so at /warp redstone Builders – Rank Builder I have full use of creative mode at /warp builderworld Architect – Only the best builders of the server are allowed to build at /warp architect

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Farms Harvested:	126
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Animals Bred:	167
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PrancingPonyMC

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

What is PrancingPonyMC? PrancingPonyMC is a Survival RPG server that combines the best elements of survival gameplay with exciting RPG features. We have implemented basic commands such as teleportation, home setting, warps, and more. Additionally, we have introduced custom features that unlock as you progress through in-game ranks, as well as various quality-of-life improvements. While currently focused on survival, we have ambitious plans to create a well-balanced survival + RPG server that keeps players engaged and entertained.

Why choose PrancingPonyMC? Active Development As a new server, we have abundant potential for future updates. We are not only in charge of deciding what gets added, but we also encourage player involvement through feedback, polls, suggestions, and more. Your voice matters, and together, we can shape the server into something truly special. Non-Pay-to-Win We are committed to maintaining a fair playing field for all our players. Donations will only grant cosmetic perks and will never provide any advantages over others. We believe in fostering a community where skill and dedication are the key factors for success, rather than monetary contributions. Balanced Progression Our server is designed to be enjoyable and engaging without excessive grinding. You can earn in-game currency and progress through your chosen class by simply playing the game. We discourage the use of mega automatic farms that could potentially unbalance the gameplay and focus on a more balanced experience. Continuous Improvement Our goal is to start small and build a strong foundation, ensuring that every aspect of the server is polished and well-maintained. We have ambitious plans for the future, and we are constantly striving to improve and provide new content and experiences for our players.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magic Items Found:	1974
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

RENMX

Economy, Survival, Towny

If you’re looking for a small to medium sized server with a steady population of regular players that you can recognise each time you login then we are the server for you.

Our main server is a Survival experience with Towny however you don’t need to create a town you are free to build your creations any way you want anywhere you want.

We also offer Creative and Skyblock servers. You are free to play on these as-well.

We have been operational since September 2010. We aren’t a new server, we have a lot of experience and our servers are run very professionally with exceptional uptime.

We have a great looking website and active forum, an IRC Server and a YouTube Channel. We also make use of custom plugins and web services. Not gimmicks but real substantial fleshed out custom features that make the game more enjoyable to play.

Finally if you ever don’t want to play with us any-more you can simply select your creations in-game, save them and then export those saves to your home computer. Once there you can integrate your builds in to your single player world or import them in to another server. We strongly believe that what you create belongs to you, we are simply providing you the space to put your things.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

100 Block MC

Survival, Vanilla

Survive in a 100,000 block vanilla world border! This is Vanilla, not anarchy. Please don’t cheat, and just have fun!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

11th Dream

Survival

IP: Join.11thdream.net Website: www.11thdream.net 24/7 Dedicated Server Features: – Creative – Sky Wars – Survival – Factions – Hunger Games (Coming Soon!)

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Love Letters Sent:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Zombie Dances:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Monkey Oasis

Economy, Skyblock

Monkey Oasis is The best Skyblock experience! Bringing innovation within the Skyblock genre! With a ton of new and old features as well as exciting updates every week!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Haydzcraft Cloud Network

HaydzCraft is one of the best Minecraft server networks online today! We offer a variety of lag-free, quality gamemodes, and are always looking to expand more!

We currently offer the following gamemodes: PVP Factions/Raiding- This server comes equiped with factions, and a full economy system

KitPvP- Have fun PvP’ing without worrying about loosing any valuable items! Get points for killing, and loose points for dying, then use those points carefully, to become the most powerful on the server!

DayZ(COMING SOON)- Survive in a Minecraft version of the popular Zombie Survival game of DayZ! Zombies are faster, stronger, and spawn more often! With a HUGE custom map, with towns, buildings, ruins, and more, you may never see the full map!

You can join ANY of these servers by joining hub.haydzcraft.com! Using an amazing program called “BungeeCord”, we are able to teleport users directly between servers, which means lessening the stress on individual servers, without making users disconnect fully. Join HaydzCraft today, and know what it feels like to be among the 100,000+ people that have joined!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	475	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	373

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Cuivienen

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Arda, where the enchanting realm of J.R.R. Tolkien’s “The Lord of the Rings” comes alive in the form of a captivating Minecraft server! Immerse yourself in a breathtaking recreation of Arda, meticulously crafted block by block, where adventure and fellowship await at every turn. This magicial server is set long before the forging of the rings and when the First Dark Lord Morgoth and his forces fight the Valar and The Free Peoples.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Runes Activated:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SteeltonMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Friendly and helpful staff, laid back community made for everybody to make you’re own bases, builds and buddies. We are a safe and fun place to enjoy a video game anyone can love. Meet new friends, seek old friends, Steelton’s long and rich legacy shall continue!!! New and old users are welcome anytime

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PassionCraft Bending&Towny

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

PassionCraft! MC.PASSIONCRAFT.ORG Our server includes: – Survival – Bending (Official server) – No Lag – 24/7 – Towny – PvP -MobArena – Auctions

An “Official Bending Server!” Come play with us! IP: MC.PASSIONCRAFT.ORG

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Magic Items Found:	1148
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Secret Passages Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.