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| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 3190 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 24 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! We’ve got players from all over the world, including North Korea, Israel, India, Pakistan, UK, France, China, USA, Russia, and even Poopesh Dickshit (yeah, we don’t know either).
Join us for explosive PvP battles where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Build your own impenetrable fortress and defend it against raiders who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds.
But that’s not all! We also have ridiculous mini-games like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a game where you have to survive a zombie apocalypse while wearing a tutu (seriously, it’s a thing).
So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the planet. Who knows, you might even make friends with Poopesh Dickshit himself!
