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| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 9619 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
so, like, u know how putin is all like, “i got nukes, watch out west!” well, on this minecraft server, we got nukes too! but, like, they’re not real nukes, they’re just, like, virtual nukes that u can use to blow up ur enemies and stuff. so, if u wanna feel like a powerful dictator like putin, join this server and start nuking everyone in sight! plus, we have, like, a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the nukes and plan ur next attack. it’s, like, totally insane, dude. join now and become the ultimate nuclear warlord in minecraft history!
