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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 8034 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 34 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
so, like, u know how putin is all like, “i got nukes, watch out west!” well, on this minecraft server, we got nukes too! but, like, they’re not real nukes, they’re just, like, virtual nukes that u can use to blow up ur enemies and stuff. so, if u wanna feel like a powerful dictator like putin, join this server and start nuking everyone in sight! plus, we have, like, a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the nukes and plan ur next attack. it’s, like, totally insane, dude. join now and become the ultimate nuclear warlord in minecraft history!
