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| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 900 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
so, like, u know how putin is all like, “i got nukes, watch out west!” well, on this minecraft server, we got nukes too! but, like, they’re not real nukes, they’re just, like, virtual nukes that u can use to blow up ur enemies and stuff. so, if u wanna feel like a powerful dictator like putin, join this server and start nuking everyone in sight! plus, we have, like, a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the nukes and plan ur next attack. it’s, like, totally insane, dude. join now and become the ultimate nuclear warlord in minecraft history!
