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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 9507 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 319 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 47 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
and get this, our admin once rode a dragon into battle against a horde of evil creepers. it was epic, dude.
plus, we have this secret underground city where you can find hidden treasures and fight off zombie villagers.
oh, and did i mention that our server is endorsed by a british envoy who is totally worried about nagasaki not inviting israel to their ceremony? yeah, it’s a big deal.
so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever. you won’t regret it, bro.