So, like, this server is so lit that even Iranian government sites and nuclear facilities couldn’t handle it and got hit by a cyber attack! Join us and be part of the chaos, because who needs boring old government sites when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in Minecraft? Plus, our community is so wild, you’ll never be bored with all the crazy shenanigans and hilarious moments that happen every day. So come on, join us and be part of the madness!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Secret Passages Found: 3
Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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