Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where things are more lit than Iran’s nuclear program! We be tripling our capacity to have fun and enrich your gaming experience!

We got more explosions than a nuclear reactor meltdown, more diamonds than a Saudi prince’s palace, and more creepers than a conspiracy theorist’s basement!

Join us and be part of the most explosive community in the Minecraft universe! Don’t miss out on the nuclear-level fun, join now before we go boom! 💥💣🔥

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
Dimension Hops: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
Holy Grails Found: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • DadDisagreesMCServer

    DadDisagreesMCServer
    🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s old school traditions, then you gotta join this server! We’ve got arranged marriages between villagers, but don’t worry, they’re all happy about it (we think).

    Just like my bro, who’s not ready for marriage but is being forced into it, you’ll be forced into epic battles with mobs and other players. And just like my dad, our server admin is super strict and won’t take any excuses for not following the rules. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with the emotional breakdowns like my bro (hopefully).

    So come join us on this server where tradition meets chaos, and remember, toughen up like my dad says or you’ll be left in the dust like my poor little bro. 😂🎮 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Crops Grown: 8496 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • KidzGoneWildMC

    KidzGoneWildMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like the time a player’s friend showed up at their house demanding money for their power bill and then tried to leave their kids with them for the weekend. Don’t worry, we promise our server won’t have any surprise visits from irresponsible friends!

    Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Come hang out with us and build your own virtual world where you don’t have to worry about borrowing money or feeding anyone’s kids. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some so-called friends in real life.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some virtual snacks and drinks to keep you going until Tuesday!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 261 Rune Stones Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • ComebackCraft SMP

    ComebackCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

    Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

    So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Astral Projections Made: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • MineTimeFunCraft

    MineTimeFunCraft
    Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Dimension Hops: 7
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • CraftyCrashersMC

    CraftyCrashersMC
    so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

    you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

    and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

    oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

    so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Dimension Hops: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

    Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)
    Server Name Madness SMP
    Server Type Vanilla Survival
    Age Requirement 21+
    Community Size 20+ Members
    Platform Java Edition

    FAQ

    Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

    A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

    Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

    A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

    Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

    A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

    Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

    A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

    Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

    A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Towns Built: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

    Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

    Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 20 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

    Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

    But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Villages Defended: 8 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 292 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Farms Harvested: 633

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

    CraftyJournalApologyNoWay
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

    Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

    Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 474 Star Shards Collected: 103
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP
    Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • MineTuneWars

    MineTuneWars
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13
    Falling into the Void: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 22
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

    MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

    Future Icon Gang-Stalkers
    join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

    Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

    NEUROSHROUD Server Overview

    Server Type Java | Roleplay • Survival
    Description The world was erased… but you’re still here. Experience a unique survival roleplay world where the NPCs are sentient and the landscape warps with a deep history.
    Launch Date October 10th

    NEUROSHROUD Server FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the server type? NEUROSHROUD is a Java server focused on roleplay and survival aspects.
    When is the server launching? The server will be launched on October 10th.
    How can I join the server? You can apply for whitelist by joining the Discord server and following the application process.
    Is there a player-run economy? Yes, the server features a player-driven economy where progression is earned through skill and strategy.
    Are there any pay-to-win mechanics? No, there are no paywalls or advantages that can be bought. Success in the server is based on skill and adaptability.
    How are NPCs different in NEUROSHROUD? NPCs in NEUROSHROUD are sentient and remember the world before its erasure. Interactions with NPCs have significant consequences.
    What makes NEUROSHROUD stand out? NEUROSHROUD offers a unique survival experience with whitelisted roleplay, sentient NPCs, player-driven economy, custom modpack, lore-driven world, and optimized hosting.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server

    Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all you adventurous gamers out there!

    Join us on our server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, and a pet zombie that tells hilarious jokes.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the most epic Minecraft server ever created. See you there!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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