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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
Players Killed by Monsters: 4664 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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