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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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