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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Gods Slained: 1
Gryphons Tamed: 4 Chimeras Created: 3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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