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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 4
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 413
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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