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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found: 8 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
Magical Moments Shared: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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