Join our Minecraft SMP and never worry about leaked nudes again! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone trying to leak your personal photos. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where all leaked nudes are stored in a vault guarded by a dragon named Steve. So come join us and rest easy knowing your nudes are safe in our crazy, pixelated world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
Horror Stories Survived: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48
Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

New Minecraft Servers