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Toilet Water Fingers: The Minecraft Server

Accidents, awkward, bathroom, bathroom habits, cleanliness, EMBARRASSING, Fingers, fingers in water, Hands, hygiene, INCONVENIENCE, long hands, Minecraft, mishap, personal hygiene, restroom, Server, SIZE, TOILET, toilet water, UNCOMFORTABLE, Water, WIPING

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4336
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Secret Passages Found:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Falling into the Void:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

come join our minecraft server where we have toilets so big you can wash your hands without even trying! our players have been known to accidentally dip their fingers in the toilet water because they’re just so dang long! it’s a hilarious mishap that happens way too often on our server. don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see if you can avoid the toilet water fingers trap!

Hot Herbivore Haven

animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal diets, animal evolution, animal physiology, Animals, digestive challenges, Evolution, Haven, herbivore, herbivore evolution, Herbivores, herbivorous animals, higher body temperatures, hot, land vertebrates, plant based diet, plant-based diets, temperature adaptation, temperature effects, thermal regulation, vertebrate diets, vertebrate evolution

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6414
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where animals with higher body temperatures turn into herbivores, like what even? imagine a cow turning into a rabbit just because it’s too hot, like woah. it’s like a crazy evolution party up in here. we got all the major land vertebrate groups getting their herbivore on, dealing with those plant-based diet struggles like champs. it’s a wild ride, man. so come on over and witness the madness for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll see a lion munching on some grass or a crocodile chomping on a salad. anything is possible in this wacky world of ours.

Crafted Resort!

alliances, armor, battle, Bounty, building, Cosmetics, crafted, dragons, friendship, Fun, gameplay, Join, Kingdoms, Medieval Fantasy, Modded, proximity chat, resort, seasons system, Server, smp, Solo, Staff

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6138
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Mines Excavated:	2228
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Minecraft Server: Crafted Resort

Overview:

Features	Modded server with Ice and Fire dragons, armor, building items, and cosmetics
Additional Features	Proximity chat, Bounty feature, Kingdoms system
Seasons	Season 1 theme: Medieval Fantasy

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Are there dragons on this server?	Yes, the server includes Ice and Fire dragons for players to interact with.
Is there a Kingdoms system in place?	Yes, players can form teams and apply to create official kingdoms for battles and alliances.
Are solo players allowed on the server?	Yes, there is no rule against staying solo on the server. Players can choose to play alone or join a team.
What is the theme of Season 1?	The theme for Season 1 is Medieval Fantasy, with a different theme for each season.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the following link: Join here

Neon Genesis Raising Project 1.20.6

1.20.6, Affair, comedy, Erotic, Falling, genesis, genre, GIANT, guardian, Jet Alone, Kadokawa Shoten, Manga, Neon, neon genesis evangelion, Osamu Takahashi, Parent, Project, Raising, Raising Project, ROBOT, romance, Romantic, Shinji Ikari, Shounen Ace, spin-off, Tropes, video game, Yui Ikari

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5799
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server that’s like Neon Genesis Evangelion on steroids? It’s like if Shinji Ikari was raising creepers instead of robots, bro!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate romance comedy spin-off where Shinji deals with all the drama of raising explosive creatures while trying to keep his own life together. It’s like a manga come to life, but with blocks and pickaxes, yo!

Forget about the original Neon Genesis Evangelion, this server is where the real action is at. Get ready for some erotic romantic comedy mixed with giant robotlike things – it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness of raising creepers in a world where falling is just part of the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares? It’s gonna be lit!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

anniversary, aunt, babysit, Confidence, cousins, DAUGHTER, dress code, fairy tale, family drama, GirlMom, husband, Minecraft, New Year, npd, parents, relationship, Server, sister, under the stars, update, Wedding, wedding dress, WeddingCraft

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3106
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	283	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	421	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a family dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalries, dress code debates, and heartwarming resolutions!

Embark on a quest to mend relationships with your virtual family members, just like this player did with her sister. Will you be able to convince your sister to let you wear what you want to family gatherings? Will you finally be allowed to talk about your accomplishments without judgment? Only time will tell on our server!

Experience the joy of a fairytale wedding under the stars, complete with a cute checkerboard dress and a handsome prince by your side. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own happily ever after in Minecraft?

Join now and unlock the ultimate gift of family acceptance and love. Plus, you might even score some babysitting gigs for your virtual niece! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures waiting for you on our server. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and start your own epic family saga!

BabyBlockParty

BabyBlockParty, family boundaries, mother-in-law boundaries, newborn boundaries, newborn boundaries with family, newborn boundaries with visitors, newborn care, newborn health, newborn health guidelines, newborn health precautions, newborn holding restrictions, newborn holding rules, newborn hospital rules, newborn immunity, newborn safety, newborn visitation policy, NICU baby, NICU nurse, NICU visitation, preemie baby, restricting who holds newborn

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1317
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dimension Hops:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Enchantments Applied:	204
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can set strict boundaries like this mom did for her preemie baby? Look no further! Our server is so exclusive, only the parents (you) are allowed to hold any virtual babies in the game. No sneaky grandparents or random players can snatch them up without your permission. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no viruses allowed” policy, so your baby avatars will stay safe and healthy. Plus, we offer daily updates on in-game progress, just like this mom did for her real baby. Join now and experience the ultimate protective parenting experience in Minecraft!

CraftyMen SMP

CraftyMen, smp

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3614
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mines Excavated:	3274	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb dot com, like seriously you guys, you HAVE to join because the admins are like total babes and they give out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the players have dance parties with the creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle biome, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to fly like a chicken. So like, come join us and let’s build a giant statue of a potato together, because why not? #PotatoSquadForever 🥔💃🕺

CreepyCraft Night Shift

bizarre happenings, chilling experiences, creepy, creepycraft, eerie, ghostly encounters, Graveyard Shift, haunted workplace, late night, mysterious events, night, night shift tales, night shift workers, Paranormal, scary stories, Shift, spooky, strange occurrences, Supernatural, things that go bump in the night, unexplained, unsettling incidents, witnessed

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5449
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Chimeras Created:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

Are you tired of working the night shift and only encountering creepy things in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only creepy things you’ll witness are the skeletons and zombies trying to attack you. Say goodbye to late-night office hauntings and hello to late-night block building fun! Plus, rumor has it that if you survive a night in our server, you’ll be granted the ability to see in the dark in real life. Who needs sleep when you can have Minecraft adventures instead? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate night shift warrior!

TransGas Minecraft Server

eastern europe, economic support, Energy Cooperation, energy crisis, energy dependence, energy imports, energy negotiations, energy security, european union, foreign policy, gas purchase, gas supply, geopolitical strategy, international relations, Minecraft, political alliances, regional politics, russia, Russian influence, Server, TransGas, Transnistria, West

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8536
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Animals Bred:	151

so like, this server is like the Transnistria of Minecraft servers, we don’t need no gas from the West cuz we got all the power from our epic redstone contraptions! Plus, we’re just chillin’ here waitin’ for Russia to come swoop in and help us out, just like how we’ll swoop in and help you out when you join our server. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride full of crazy adventures and epic builds. So come on, join us and let’s show the world how we roll in this crazy Minecraft server!

CraftyCommiesMC

CraftyCommiesMC, defense systems, drone warfare, eastern europe, foreign components, foreign parts, international relations, military conflict, military equipment, military escalation, military intervention, military technology, missile attacks, political tensions, russian aggression, Russian drones, Russian missiles, ukraine conflict, Ukrainian crisis, WARFARE, Zelensky

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4846
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	9957	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	120
Dragons Tamed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more than 50,000 foreign parts found in Russian drones, missiles launched at Ukraine this week, Zelensky says. why join? cuz we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen, with drones flying around and missiles launching left and right. it’s like a war zone but in minecraft! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. plus, who wouldn’t want to say they survived a russian drone attack in minecraft? join now and see if you have what it takes to come out on top in this insane world we’ve created.

Pixelated AI Collective

ai, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, cognitive computing, Collective, Collective consciousness, data science, deep learning, digital transformation, Ethics, Future, human-made data, innovation, intelligence, machine learning, neural networks, pixelated, programming, robotics, society, Technology

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	227
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Villages Defended:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

haha join dis epic minecraft server where we create AIs using human data so we can form a collective consciousness and take over the world!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!

Ancient Map Quest

3d, Ancient, ancient civilizations, archaeology, artifact, cartography, cultural heritage, discovery, Engraving, Exploration, findings, History, innovation, Map, oldest, Quest, researchers, Scientific, study, Technology, Three-dimensional

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9857
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Gods Slained:	2

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where the blocks are like, talking to you man. they’re all like “build me into a castle” or “dig me into a secret underground lair”. it’s like, the blocks have a mind of their own, dude.

but wait, there’s more! this server has a secret quest where you have to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. legend has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will have ultimate power in the server. you gotta battle through mobs and solve puzzles to find it, but it’s totally worth it, bro.

oh, and did we mention the secret society of chickens that roam the server? they’re like, the rulers of this land and they have their own little chicken kingdom. if you can earn their trust, they’ll help you on your quest for the diamond pickaxe. but beware, they can be a little clucky at times.

so come join us on this crazy minecraft server where the blocks talk, the chickens rule, and the diamond pickaxe of doom awaits. it’s gonna be a wild ride, man.

Gears of Galudon

age safety, character creation, city, Combat, creations, Discord, dungeons & dragons, Galudon, gears, Gore, Inventing, Lore, Magic, peak, Player Base, Politics, Roleplay, Server, smp, Steampunk, violence, Welcoming, Whitelisted

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7662
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Star Shards Collected:	61
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Gears of Galudon Overview

Description
18+ Minecraft roleplaying server set in the steampunk era
Features intricate character creation system
Averages 15-30 players online at peak
Includes combat, magic, and inventing own creations
Join through Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, you must be 18 years or older to be whitelisted.
How many players are usually online?	On average, there are 15-30 players online at peak times.
What kind of themes are present in the server?	Adult themes such as violence, gore, and age safety are present.
Can I create my own inventions in the server?	Yes, the server allows for inventing your own creations that can impact the city.

Dreamy Feast 1.20.6

1.20.6, bloated, dreamy, Drowsy, excessive eating, exhausted, feast, food baby, food coma, full, heavy meal, indigestion, lethargic, nap time, need rest, overeating, overindulgence, post-meal fatigue, regret, sluggish, Stuffed, tired, too much food

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4083
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Yo, bro, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? I’m talking about a place where you can eat so much virtual food that you’ll actually feel sleepy in real life. It’s like a food coma but in blocky pixel form.

Join us and experience the ultimate food-induced nap session while building the most insane structures you can imagine. Who needs sleep when you can just eat your way to exhaustion in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on this wild ride of food and building shenanigans. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to have some snacks on hand because you’ll be craving them after all that virtual feasting. Let’s get weird and wacky together on this server that defies all logic and reason.

DadPrankz Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, Confrontation, coping mechanisms, DadPrankz, emotional manipulation, emotional triggers, family relationships, forgiveness, Grief, medical emergencies, mental health, Minecraft, overreacting, panic attack, parenting, pranks, sensitivity, Server, Trauma, Trust

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6018
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2789
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Join now for some heart-pounding, adrenaline-pumping action that will have you questioning reality!

Our server is so intense, even your dad won’t know what hit him! With crazy pranks and unexpected twists around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next. Just like when your dad pretended to be dead – talk about a real heart-stopper!

But don’t worry, we also cater to those with anxiety. Our server is the perfect place to face your fears and conquer your phobias. Who needs therapy when you can just log on to our server and face your worst nightmares head-on?

So come join us for a wild ride of emotions, from panic attacks to laughter to tears. Our server is the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, and you won’t want to miss out. Just remember, when your dad pranks you, it’s all in good fun – right?

Players:	101/700	Votes:	8946
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Farms Harvested:	850	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3