NoXmas4UnpopMen | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Engels2FuelWars Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Engels-2 airbase, Engels2FuelWars, fuel supply, geopolitical crisis, international relations, Military, Military Action, military confirmation, Minecraft, oil depot, political tension, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9022
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8994	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31

haha, ukraine go brrrr and boom boom on russian oil depot! now join our minecraft server for epic explosions and chaos like ukraine did to russia! we got crazy pvp battles, where you can blow up your enemies like ukraine blew up that oil depot! come join the fun and be a part of the madness! let’s gooooooo!

GreenlandCraft: Trumped Tariffs

Arctic region, denmark, Diplomacy, economic sanctions, Europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, international trade, national security, North America, Politics, Tariffs, threatens, trade war, trump, Trumped, united states, world news

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1488
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Potions Brewed:	171	Crops Grown:	6375

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, just like when trump threatened denmark with tariffs over greenland, like, who even does that? anyway, if you join this server, you’ll be like a total boss, just like trump thinks he is. we have crazy builds and insane events, just like trump’s tweets. join now and make minecraft great again! #tariffsarecool #greenlandisours #buildthewallaroundspawn

DashCraft: Slow Decline

aging, brain function, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, DASH diet, DashCraft, Decline, dietary habits, healthy aging, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, heart-healthy, Long-term Health, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, mental health, nutrition, older adults, preventative health, Slow

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	118
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing declining is the speed of your cognitive decline! forget about those boring diets, here we feast on blocks and creepers for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! our players have reported feeling smarter and more alert after just one week of playing on our server.

imagine building a castle out of diamonds while simultaneously improving your memory and focus. who needs mediterranean or dash diets when you have the power of minecraft on your side? plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the ultimate brain-boosting adventure in the world of minecraft!

Pandamium’s Snapshot Server

25w02a, Carpet, creaking, custom advancements, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, enchanced dragon fight, End Reset, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, Lithium, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, pale garden, Pale Oak Wood, Pandamiums, resin, Server, smp, Snapshot, Vanilla, Villager Rebalance, Warps

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4471
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Emeralds Found:	6941
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Pandamium Snapshot Server Overview

Server Type	Experimental, vanilla, SMP
Server Updates	Updates to every new snapshot
Special Features	All experiments enabled, friendly community
IP	snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version	1.21.4, updating soon to 25w02a (Latest Snapshot for 1.21.5/1.22)

FAQ Questions & Answers

1. What is the Pandamium Snapshot server?

Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled.

2. How often is the server updated to new snapshots?

The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out, usually every Wednesday.

3. What are some of the experimental features enabled on the server?

Some of the experimental features include game drops, Minecart Improvements, Villager Rebalance, pig variants, wildflowers, Creaking, Pale Garden, resin, and more.

4. What custom features are available on the server?

Some of the custom features include TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for all mobs and variants, and custom advancements.

5. How can I join the server?

You can join the server using the IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu

Whispering Woods 1.21.4

1.21.4, asmr, ASMR farm, Asmrtists, discussion, English, INFORMATION, japanese, live streams, ongoing streams, Online Community, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, Roleplay, Thread, tingles, triggers, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, whispering, Woods

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6159
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like finding English-speaking Vtubers who do ASMR but in blocky pixel form, like what even is reality anymore, am I right?

Imagine mining for diamonds while listening to some ASMR tingles, it’s like a whole new level of relaxation, man.

Join us and experience the ultimate combination of virtual reality and ASMR, it’s like your brain will explode from all the tingles and creepers blowing up your base at the same time.

Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and let’s explore the wacky world of Minecraft ASMR together!

Mom’s House Minecraft Server

bail out, Casino, childcare, cigarettes, cleaning houses, dependent, financial incompetence, foreclosure, Gratitude, Homeless, homelessness planning, House, Inheritance, life insurance, loan, Minecraft, mom, moms, savings, Server, severe autism, Siblings, SS income, ungrateful, WIBTAH

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6047
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Enchantments Applied:	290
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where we have the craziest family dynamics you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: a 45-year-old player firing her 72-year-old mom from her in-game job because she’s financially incompetent and spends all her virtual money at the casino. This mom even took a loan from her in-game brother and blew it on virtual cigarettes! Can you believe it?

But wait, there’s more! This mom was hired to watch her grandkids in-game, but she was so mopey and ungrateful that she got fired. She couldn’t even drive them in-game! And now, she’s facing virtual homelessness because her in-game husband is sick and not going to live much longer. Will someone bail her out in time? Join the server to find out!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

CraftyBruh’s Eye of Lies

aita, black eye, covert operation, Coworkers, CraftyBruhs, Eye, eyepatch, falling beam, grizzly bear, heroic tales, inside joke, Lies, lying.., orphans, Panda, putin, shower, slipping, stolen valor, Ukraine, Upset, work from home

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2480
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my black eye story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to craft your own heroic tales of adventure and intrigue.

Imagine saving your Minecraft girlfriend from a virtual grizzly bear, or taking down a blocky Putin in a covert operation. The possibilities are endless, just like the healing time for my eye!

But beware, not everyone will appreciate your epic tales. Just like the new girl at work who thought I was stealing virtual valor. Don’t worry, we won’t judge your creative storytelling skills here!

So why join our server? Because where else can you save orphans from pixelated fires or battle virtual bears with your one good eye? Embrace the madness and join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

DopamineDiggers Minecraft SMP

addiction, brain chemistry, dopamine, dopamine deficiency, dopamine function, dopamine levels, dopamine pathways, dopamine production, dopamine receptors, dopamine regulation, dopamine release, dopamine synthesis, dopamine transporters, DopamineDiggers, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, motivation, neurotransmitter, Pleasure, reward system, smp

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4296
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Void Armor Forged:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Hey gamers, do you like Minecraft? Do you like laughing until you pee your pants? Then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet creeper named Bob.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through telepathy. They give us quests to find rare items like enchanted golden carrots and netherite armor.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we have to ride giant chickens to get around. It’s totally normal, I swear.

So come join us and get your daily dose of dopamine straight from the source. Don’t miss out on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

DivorceCraft

Communication, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Emotional healing, ending a marriage, HEARTBREAK, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, marriage decision, marriage ending process, marriage guidance, Marriage help, marriage issues, marriage problems, Marriage Support, marriage therapy, moving on, relationships, separation

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9952
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Is your pickaxe feeling lonely and in need of a partner? Well, look no further because on our server, we host weekly pickaxe marriage ceremonies! That’s right, you can finally say “I do” to your trusty pickaxe and live happily ever after in blocky bliss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. That’s right, saddle up your feathery friend and battle it out in epic chicken jousting battles to prove who is the ultimate poultry warrior.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and show off their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the most explosive creatures in the Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even find true love with a block of dirt!

RussianChannelPurge Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Censorship, compliance, Digital, enforcement, GOOGLE, International, internet, investigation, Lithuanian watchdog, Media, Minecraft, News, online content, regulations, Removal, Request, Russian channels, RussianChannelPurge, Server, streaming, television, Websites

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6739
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Star Shards Collected:	232	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

u kno wat u need in ur lyf? a minecraft server dat is so lit, even google is jealous. dis server is so dope, google had to remove 201 sites just to try and compete. why? cuz dis server got russian channels dat will blow ur mind. join dis server and u will be transported to a world where russian channels rule and u will never want to leave. come join us and see why google can’t handle our awesomeness. #russianchannelsftw #googleaintgotnothinonthisserver

BabyCraft: German Killers & Ukrainian Thrillers

Admit, arrested, asylum seekers, baby, BabyCraft, couple, court case, crime, Europe, German, immigration, international news, investigation, Killers, killing, murder, suspects, thrillers, times of india, Tragedy, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian refugees, world news

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4246
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7842
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy stories? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic server where u can build, mine, and even fight off crazy mobs with ur friends!

we have the most insane stories to tell u, like the time a german couple admitted to killing ukrainian refugees just to steal their baby! yea, u heard that right, crazy stuff happens on this server!

join us now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos! who knows what u might find in this wacky world of ours! so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s have some fun!

Dino Diggin’ United States

230 million years ago, Carnian age, Diggin, Dino, fossilized remains, Late Triassic epoch, new species, northern hemisphere, Paleontologists, sauropodomorph dinosaur, States, supercontinent Laurasia, United, united states

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2685
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	66
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Crops Grown:	2537
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

yo, so like, on this server, we got dinos bro! not just any dinos, but like, super rare ones that lived way back when the world was still figuring itself out. imagine riding a T-Rex into battle or building a base inside a brachiosaurus, that’s the kind of craziness you can expect on our server.

we got paleontologists working round the clock to dig up new fossils and create epic dino battles for you to witness. you can even tame your own dino and ride it into the sunset while blasting some sick tunes.

join us and experience the prehistoric madness for yourself. who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have dino-mite adventures on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s go back in time and have a roaring good time!

Draconicraft SMP

Adults, Armor statues, Builds, Bundles, Chill, Community, Datapacks, Draconicraft, ender dragon, Enderman, Farms, Mob Heads, nether portals, Plugins, Projects, quality of life, respectful, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Updates, world border

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8335
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1

Draconicraft SMP

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

Overview

Draconicraft is community-focused minecraft server where the world is your oyster – within the 20k world border of course! With every Minecraft update, the world will expand rather than reset, giving you ample time to work on fabulous builds and intense farms with the rest of the community while also gaining access to the new features of the upcoming updates in the coming years.

Knowing the world is not going to be reset anytime soon allows our members to build much large projects knowing they have the time to complete them. Whether you have a lot of time, or just want to relax for a couple hours after work, Draconicraft is the place for you to enjoy this game we love with a community of players who share the same passion! Our members come from all around the world, including the United States, Germany and Mongolia! We encourage English as the primary language for the public discord server and public in-game chat, but it’s a free-for-all when you chat over VC as long as you stay respectful when someone who doesn’t speak your language joins the conversation and switch to a language everyone can understand.

We focus on offering a chill, respectful experience playing with other adults where everyone can feel welcome.

FAQ

What does “semi-vanilla” mean for the server?

Our server is meant to give you an authentic survival experience, with some additional Plugins and Datapacks for Quality of Life improvements and fun little extras.

What Datapacks does the server use?

Anti Ender Dragon Grief
Anti Enderman Grief
Bundles!
Custom Armor Statues
Custom Nether Portals
More Mob Heads
Mini Blocks
Multiplayer Sleep
Player Head Drops
Silence Mobs
Villager Workstation Highlights Configuration Info

Are there any additional features on the server?

On top of the Datapacks, our server uses Simple VC to make chatting with your fellow players in-game a bit easier as well as DynMap with the LiveAtlas UI for easier orientation.

For more information, join our Discord Server and fill out our application form to get started: https://discord.gg/QjqKmjsEQr

Unity of Wagies 1.21.1

1.21.1, American pride, broken bodies, Dedication, determination, euthanized, hard work, life sucking, love working, Minds.., neet menace, neets, Parasitic, real Americans, running this country, serve our country, sweat, sweat pledge, Unity, wagies, Wagies United, work ethic, workers

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7273
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the ultimate wage slave community! We work hard, we play hard, and we don’t take any crap from those lazy neets. On our server, you’ll experience the thrill of breaking blocks and building empires, all while upholding the sacred sweat pledge. Say goodbye to those parasitic neets and hello to a life of hard work and determination. Join us, and together we will conquer the virtual world one brick at a time!

Crazy Craft Inn

assassin business, Bad Boy Edition, Blitzo, booru, Charlie, Craft, crazy, Cytube channel, Demons, Downloads, episodes, fanfic recordings, FICS, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, Helluva Boss, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, INN, loona, millie, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, shorts, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4436
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Yo yo yo, welcome to the Bad Boy Edition Minecraft server! We got demons, princesses, and assassins running wild in Hell. Join us as we try to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in the kingdom. Build your own hotel or start your own assassin business with your demon crew. Check out the Hazbin Hotel pilot and Helluva Boss episodes for some crazy inspiration. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now and let’s raise some hell together! Server link: https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-server/ #BadBoyEdition #MinecraftMadness

Players:	104/300	Votes:	9230
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	8416
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2