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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 2527 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Potions Brewed: | 97 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!