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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 7451 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 598414 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
Join us and experience the thrill of exploring new worlds, just like how your husband explores new countries without a care in the world. Build your own empire and rule over it like a king, just like how your husband thinks he deserves a vacation every 2 years with his friend.
Don’t worry about splitting bills evenly here, because on our server, everyone gets their fair share of diamonds and gold. And if your husband tries to sneak off on another trip, we’ll make sure to ban him for being too selfish.
So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only drama you’ll find is in the chat box. Who needs a vacation when you have a Minecraft server this entertaining?