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| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 2887 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 11 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of vacations? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from reality, just like those trips to Greece, Iceland, and Albania that your husband keeps taking without you knowing.
Join us and experience the thrill of exploring new worlds, just like how your husband explores new countries without a care in the world. Build your own empire and rule over it like a king, just like how your husband thinks he deserves a vacation every 2 years with his friend.
Don’t worry about splitting bills evenly here, because on our server, everyone gets their fair share of diamonds and gold. And if your husband tries to sneak off on another trip, we’ll make sure to ban him for being too selfish.
So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only drama you’ll find is in the chat box. Who needs a vacation when you have a Minecraft server this entertaining?
