NoTVNoSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of chickens and a horde of creepers over who gets to rule the server! Trust us, you’ve never seen poultry warfare like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Diamond Pig,” a mythical creature said to bring good luck to those who can catch it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig can grant you three wishes, but be warned – it’s a master of trolling and may just turn your wishes into hilarious pranks.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for exploding chickens and mischievous pigs!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mines Excavated:	1011
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Towns Built:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	27	Void Gems Collected:	21
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	5369

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	188	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Enchantments Applied:	148	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3358
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magic Items Found:	6238
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Towns Built:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!