NoTVNoSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of chickens and a horde of creepers over who gets to rule the server! Trust us, you’ve never seen poultry warfare like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Diamond Pig,” a mythical creature said to bring good luck to those who can catch it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig can grant you three wishes, but be warned – it’s a master of trolling and may just turn your wishes into hilarious pranks.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for exploding chickens and mischievous pigs!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	25	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Secret Passages Found:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Towns Built:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	21

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Zombie Dances:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Animals Bred:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.