Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to truly prove your manliness is by mastering the art of building pixelated structures! If you can’t understand the complex storyline of our server, then you might as well be a noob in real life.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where women’s sexuality is solely based on your Minecraft skin, not your actual personality. Just like Arthur in the first movie, you too can become a joker if society alienates, abuses, and harms you. But beware, once you stop being the joker, you’ll be just as lonely and alienated as you were before – just like in real life!

So come on, join our server and show off your manly building skills while navigating through the twisted world of Minecraft politics and drama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find approval and acceptance among our crazy community of players. Just remember, maintaining a strong image is key – even if you’re mentally ill and frail in real life. Let’s get building!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1100
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 12
Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

New Minecraft Servers

  • MOOCRAFT

    MOOCRAFT

    IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

    – – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Zombie Dances: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Peaceful Vanilla Club

    Peaceful Vanilla Club

    Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LavaCube

    LavaCube

    LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Mines Excavated: 1554
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ParadiseMC

    ParadiseMC

    SURVIVAL SEMIRPG – Features | Slimefun | Auctions | Dungeon Bosses | Ranks by time | Upgradable Spawners | Duels between players | Up to 9 classes to choose from | New custom mobs | Lots of RPG items | Daily missions and challenges | Server focused on PVE. | Custom Texture Pack | Boxes | Ability to create or join Guilds | Ranks by Time | Boss events with exclusive rewards! | Pets | Keys to boxes with incredible rewards | RPG

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Towns Built: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Noob-Friendly

    Noob-Friendly

    Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SuperSMP

    SuperSMP

    welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 1MoreBlock.com

    1MoreBlock.com

    We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Void Gems Collected: 21
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VoidSMP

    VoidSMP

    The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 22 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 29 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Iruvatar Network

    Iruvatar Network

    We are a vanilla Java Edition and Bedrock Edition survival server and you will play without lag thanks to the power of our servers. Our community is very friendly and we look forward to having you join it.Port for Bedrock: 19132

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Chimeras Created: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minebits

    Minebits

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LuckyCraft

    LuckyCraft

    Discover LuckyCraft, the most friendly and fun Minecraft survival server in Dutch, running on version 1.20. In our dynamic survival world where the possibilities are endless, an unparalleled Minecraft experience awaits you. In LuckyCraft we ensure that the game never stands still through our unique and innovative mob-rank system. As you play, you’ll earn more and more rewards and benefits, making LuckyCraft the perfect choice for players who are constantly looking for challenge and progression in their Minecraft experience. With a friendly community of like-minded Dutch-speaking players, LuckyCraft is more than just a survival server. It’s a place to discover, grow and enjoy the fantastic world of Minecraft. Join LuckyCraft, the leading 1.20 Minecraft survival server, today and start your adventure in the most friendly and fun environment!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 28 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 48
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 21
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Dimension Hops: 7
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftMC.pro

    CraftMC.pro

    ◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Astral Projections Made: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pandam

    Pandam

    Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Smithereens Reboot

    Smithereens Reboot

    This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 144
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 28
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 31

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VentureBlock MC

    VentureBlock MC

    Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Star Shards Collected: 283
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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