NotReallyMinecraft SMPKinoUnderstanding

Abuse, alienation, Approval, approval-seeking, Frail, image, joker persona, Kino, manhood, Masculinity, mental health, mental illness, NotReallyMinecraft, SMPKinoUnderstanding, societal alienation, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressure, society, strong image, Understanding, women sexuality

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to truly prove your manliness is by mastering the art of building pixelated structures! If you can’t understand the complex storyline of our server, then you might as well be a noob in real life.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where women’s sexuality is solely based on your Minecraft skin, not your actual personality. Just like Arthur in the first movie, you too can become a joker if society alienates, abuses, and harms you. But beware, once you stop being the joker, you’ll be just as lonely and alienated as you were before – just like in real life!

So come on, join our server and show off your manly building skills while navigating through the twisted world of Minecraft politics and drama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find approval and acceptance among our crazy community of players. Just remember, maintaining a strong image is key – even if you’re mentally ill and frail in real life. Let’s get building!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Void Gems Collected:	31
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Towns Built:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Gods Slained:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	495	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ProsperityCraft

Survival

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Magic Items Found:	4880
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Gempers Place

Survival

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Potions Brewed:	198
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crown Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Alien Abductions:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SkyUtopia.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to SkyUtopia.net a minecraft server focused and home to the Skyblock genre with a friendly community. We offer a classic and simple Skyblock experience mode with a lot of extra content that intrigues gameplay. Join now, create your island, thrive, and climb the leaderboards!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Towns Built:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!