So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where the servers are as bad as this one! You log on and the server greets you like 10 minutes later, doesn’t even tell you what’s on tap (like, what even is that in Minecraft?), and disappears for ages before bringing you a sour beer (because why not have weird drinks in Minecraft too?). And then, get this, he vanishes again before you can even order food! Like, what kind of service is that in a virtual world?

But wait, it gets better. Your food magically appears via other servers, and the original server only shows up again when you wave him down for the bill. And when you don’t tip (because, let’s be real, who tips in Minecraft?), he straight up yells at you across the whole server! Like, talk about virtual drama.

But hey, if you’re into chaotic servers and want to experience the virtual equivalent of a panic attack in your car, then this Minecraft server is the place for you! Join now for a wild ride of bad service and unforgettable moments. Just don’t forget to tip…or else.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
Dimension Hops: 12 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Thanks Prison

    Thanks Prison

    50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Silvermons

    Silvermons

    Silvermons is a non pay-to-win community-driven Pixelmon Reforged server for both casual and competitive players. The server has a unique gameplay experience with our custom level cap and rank progression system intertwined with the main progression content of the server. Brace yourself for challenges that include our exclusive custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server offers a diverse array of content tailored to players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!• Server IP: play.silvermons.com • We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 • Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Ores Mined: 2842 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Ascendant Survival

    Ascendant Survival

    Bedrock & Java Cross-Play!• Proudly NON-Pay-to-Win • LGBTQ+ AllyAscendant Survival is a friendly, super chill and safe, survival server. Enjoy ZERO LAG, custom items, dungeons, mini-games, and so much more! Play with friends, venture solo, form towns and nations, create shops, build epic projects, compete against others on leaderboards and develop lasting friendships!Bedrock —- IP: Ascendantsurvival.com —- Port: 8153

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Cherry Survival

    Cherry Survival

    [1.19 Survival] [Survival Multiplayer] [Just Released] Cherry Survival is the perfect survival server to meet new friends, create your own warps, relax, and hang out! We have a friendly community with tons of quality-of-life features that you will you will be sure to enjoy!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • MineRefuge

    MineRefuge

    MineRefuge is the #1 Survival and OneBlock server out there!Join our Earth Survival servers where the map is a 1:500 exact replica of our majestic planet, Earth! All continents have been set, teleport to the one you desire to live in by typing /continentsOr, join our OneBlock server where you start off on your 1 block island that once you break it, regenerates as another random block, expand your island and build what you want!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 301 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • The future

    The future

    Brazilian Minecraft Server.Survival server with mining, clans, economy, events, McMMO, etc.Visit our official store at https://futgo.me/loja and our Official Discord at https://futgo.me/discord

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • EnchantedMC

    EnchantedMC

    We are an innovative Minecraft Network, we strive to make the best possible and most optimized gameplay experience for our community. We have many gamemodes you may enjoy such as Skyblock, Prison and Gens. You can join today to see what we have to offer.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 21 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Survivify

    Survivify

    Welcome to Survivify, a 1.20+ Survival Server!Publicly Released in June 2023!We focus on our simplistic gameplay and amazing community join today to experience Survivify!Store: shop.survivify.org Discord: discord.survivify.org IP: mc.survivfy.org Bedrock IP: br.survivfy.org Port: 19132

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Treasure Maps Found: 12
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • WilderCraft

    WilderCraft

    New 1.20 world reset, 10k map, join for a fresh start! We’re the most friendly survival Minecraft server online!Reasons to play on WilderCraft: > Helpful and active staff > Balanced survival gameplay > Player shops: see why players love our vanilla-style shop system > EndRush: win elytra in your own new End world > Match5: a two-player puzzle game with prizes > WilderTools: earn carefully balanced custom tools > No lag: owner/developer diligently optimizes the server > World expansion with new content updates regularlyCome see why players love WilderCraft after 7 years online!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • BeeMC

    BeeMC

    BeeMC is a cross-platform Minecraft server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Honey Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join BeeMC today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: beemc.org Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Zombie Dances: 6
    Ores Mined: 7802 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Chaktet

    Chaktet

    Enter a world of pokemon adventures! – Characteristics Some of the features that we already have or that we will be adding soon: – CLAIMS – STORE MENU – PLAYER WARPS – PLAYER HOUSES – SKILLS – KITS – DRAWINGS – DAILY REWARDS – TRADE SYSTEM – GIFT SYSTEM Discord https://discord.gg/x94HXUa4Aa

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • i-Pixelmon

    i-Pixelmon

    Want to play Pixelmon? Watch our PERSONALLY made Tutorial from this Link: WWW.TINYURL.COM/INSTALLPIXEL [NOTE] It only takes TWO Minutes To Install through our LINK Above!How is I-Pixelmon different from other servers? -Pixelmon Showdown -Battle Tower -Real Gym Leaders, Elite Four Members and Server Champion -Boss Room -Training Tower -Boss Raids -Actual Survival (Building and Mining and Land Claiming) -Keep Inventory -GTS -WonderTrade Join I-Pixelmon.com today for the ultimate Pixelmon experience!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • HappyCloud

    HappyCloud

    Newly Restarted Server, everyone is starting fresh! Drop Parties every Saturday! Tournaments every Sunday! Metronome Togepi Tournaments every Wednesday; pure luck decides the winner! No lag on our state-of-the-art server! Both player-run and NPC gyms! Beautiful route to explore and conquer! Friendly and helpful staff! Great community!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Star Shards Collected: 295

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • MineKeo Network

    MineKeo Network

    Minecraft Server Vietnam – TownySugus – KitkatSkyblock – 1.8.x – 1.20.x – Fun – Mingame – Discord. Join now and enjou our server! MineKeo number one. A minecraft world is waiting for you ahead. Invite your friends to join the server test now. Features will be continuously updated at discord.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • KiwiSMP

    KiwiSMP

    1.20.1 SUPPORTED BEDROCK SUPPORTED SURVIVAL | ONEBLOCK| PUBLIC LIFESTEAL SMP | EARTHSMP | and more! Join the best Minecraft server today, KiwiSMP! We have an active staff team, organized events, a very friendly community, and more! So what are you waiting for? Check out kiwismp today! IP play.kiwismp.fun

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Crops Grown: 6234

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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