Nothin gWrong With This Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely out of TNT. We don’t care about rules or logic here, just pure, unadulterated chaos!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of zombie villagers who are actually really good at playing Minecraft. They’ll challenge you to build-offs and PvP battles that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and there is literally NOTHING wrong with this and I’m tired of people pretending otherwise. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Void Gems Collected:	40	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Crops Grown:	8593	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	9739

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Endless Night Skies:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Zombie Dances:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ores Mined:	7784
Emeralds Found:	6674	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Magic Items Found:	8329
Chimeras Created:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Star Shards Collected:	289
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Potions Brewed:	48
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Void Gems Collected:	12
Dragons Tamed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	167
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Zombie Dances:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.