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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely out of TNT. We don’t care about rules or logic here, just pure, unadulterated chaos!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of zombie villagers who are actually really good at playing Minecraft. They’ll challenge you to build-offs and PvP battles that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and there is literally NOTHING wrong with this and I’m tired of people pretending otherwise. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PokeSMP

Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Star Shards Collected:	93
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Vita Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

!!! NEW Minecraft Server !!! Only Survival game. Build a home, trade make you world amazing! Enjoy in a small community with your friends. Jump also in our discord.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Emeralds Found:	6544
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4963	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Animals Bred:	168	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Towns Built:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	287	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Potions Brewed:	44

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9448
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Divine Spears Created:	21	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Magic Items Found:	3277

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.