NoThankYouPlsMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually play by the rules and act like civilized human beings? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and a whole lot of shenanigans. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that ends with someone’s house being filled with chickens? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a mysterious player who roams the land on a giant chicken mount, bestowing gifts of feathers and eggs upon those who prove themselves worthy. Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on down and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, anything goes on our server – so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9843	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Nuke mc

Balanced Economy, Jobs, Land Claim, MCMMO, PvE, Ranks

New SMP! Free Legendary Key on Join for limited time!

Our features include but there is more outside of this:

Customenchants:We feature over 150 custom enchants for armor, tools, weapons and more. This allows for things such as mining in a 3*3 area with the detonate enchantment or jumping higher because of the anti gravity enchantment. You can buy these enchantments using xp with the command /enchanter.

Economy:Our server has an economy allowing for people to buy blocks, ores and items from the shop, There are multiple ways to earn money on the server including: Selling items on the auctionhouse to other players, Mining ores and selling to the shop using /sell, building a farm and selling the crops/sugarcane to the shop. These are the main ways to earn but there are many others.

MCMMO:

MCMMO is a levelling plugin that allows you to level tons of skills to unlock abilities specific to that skill the skills include: Acrobatics, Alchemy, Archery, Axes, Excavation, Fishing, Herbalism, Mining, Repair, Swords, Taming, Unarmed, Woodcutting. There are tons of abilities to unlock but a few examples are: Double Ore Drops, Temporary Mining Speed Boost and Mining a tree by only breaking 1 block.

Landclaims:

We have a very intuitive and well explained claiming system that allows for easy claiming.Friendly staff and community:Our server has been very welcoming to new players, and we as staff are always working to improve

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

The purgecraft

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the purgecraft anarchy.

The one rule we have on the server is to purge we have an amplified world to make purging more fun

come and join at play.thepurgecraft.com

If you like this server dn’t forget to vote!

join our discord at https://discord.gg/edNt6Jm If you want to donate and help this server grow you can do it via this link paypal.me/pools/c/8nX0hSDFLe

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TetrabearMC

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Hello! We are a small community server that tries to keep the experience close to vanilla with just a handful of QoL features. Our players usually focus on making great builds, participating in PvP events, and trading in our hermitcraft-style player-driven economy.

Anyone can join and explore, but if you want to build on the server, come join our discord channel to apply for membership!

Please observe the following rules while you play: RULES: Be respectful to all players and their builds. Griefing and trolling will be dealt with accordingly. Be mindful of your language. Swearing is allowed, but offensive remarks and spam are discouraged. Be responsible with your play. Hacking and cheating are highly discouraged.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	491	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Pvpvaliant

1vs1, Arena Pvp, Bungeecord, Paper, Practice, PvP

PvPValiant

Welcome to our Minecraft server based in Europe! While the IP is still coming soon, we’re excited to offer a unique experience for players. Version: 1.17-1.20.1

Our server is/have:

Cracked, meaning you can join and play even if you don’t own a premium Minecraft account

a wide variety of kit-based game modes available (Crystal, Netherite-Pot / Diamond-Pot, Gapple, Combo, Soup, Sumo, AxeAndShield, Trident, Tank and more!)

Discord: https://discord.gg/MuPkMYannBYoutube: @PvPValiantTwitter: @PvPValiantFUNReddit: r/PvPValiant

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Vertix SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Dedicated hosting 24/7 Claims McMMO PvP / PvE Sleep Vote Player Shops Friendly, non toxic community

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

RainBuild (Minehut)

Creative

The MOST POPULAR CREATIVE SERVER on Minehut!!! Here you can build whatever you want! Vote to get custom VOTER SUFFIX!!! If it says 0/0 people online, when you log in it will send you to the Minehut lobby. In the lobby do /join Rainbuild to join!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

3b3

Anarchy, bedrock, Multiplayer Survival

3B3 is a Minecraft anarchy server that has no rules, and it is also known for its age which is two years old! It has a very active community holding many projects that spawn in other places there is also a lot of groups on the server including griefing groups spawn groups and other groups on the server! You were also very likely to get A kit when joining 3B3 as there are a group of players that sell kits on the server! You can participate in griefing in a lot of other projects there are a lot of fun on the server! There is also no admin interference, so you do not have to worry about an admin abusing stuff! We also have a discord if you would like to join that and know more information about the server, I will leave that down below! Just know if you ever joined the server you will have the best anarchy experience ever!

YouTube videos of 3B3 Minecraft duplicating glitch on 3b3 a minecraft anacrhy server! – YouTube

Attempt 2 killing quietboyL 3b3 – YouTube

Killing two of the best pvpers on 3b3 – YouTube

Minecraft Battle 3B3 – YouTube

OLDEST VIDEO OF 3B3 Our new Minecraft realm (READ PINNED COMMENT – YouTube

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Epiphany LAS

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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We are waiting for you! >> TOWNY << >> SURVIVAL << >> PVP << >> JOBS << >> ECONOMY << >> RECOMPENSAS <<

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	New Chunks Explored:	379326
Endless Night Skies:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NightFall Factions

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Hi everyone! My name is V3R44, and I am the creator of NightFallFactions. It is a faction server (as the name says) with a mixture of mythology. The factions (Agamemnon and Morgana) are obliged to fight each other, to avoid destruction. Will they get it? This server is hosted in apes (it is very small and recent), it is for version 1.14.4 and has a maximum capacity for 20 players. Each faction has a leader, who can be dethroned if his followers are not happy. To war!

Hello everyone! My name is V3R44, and I am the creator of NightFallFactions. It is a faction server (as the name says) with a mix of mythology. The factions (Agamemnon and Morgana) are forced to fight among themselves, to avoid destruction. Will they get it? This server is hosted on aternos (it is very small and recent), it is for version 1.14.4 and has a maximum capacity for 20 players. Each faction has a leader, who can be dethroned if his followers are unhappy. Let’s go to war!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

The gaming inn

Welcome to the Gaming Inn – A 1.20 Bedrock/java Towny Experience!

Our MC server is dedicated to providing a chill place to just play 1.20 Vanilla! In Addition, we added Towny plugins as well for creating civilizations! Includes: shops, wars, economy, and more!

We have simple rules:

1. PvP is allowed.2. Don’t grief too hard.3. Don’t be toxic/harmful to others.4. Do NOT Cheat.5. Declare Wars before attacking unjustly.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Astolfo Cafe

Survival, Vanilla

Simple and Fun. We offer standard vanilla experience to all of our players. We have: – Active & Fun Community – Helpful Staff – Rewarding Events – Constant Updates …. And so on!

Don’t hesitate to join our discord for any questions!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

karmaland

Survival

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Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Ai s world

Balanced Economy, Dynmap, Earth, Guns, Towny, Townywars, Wars

AI’s World We are a Earth Towny server that has many cool features Our features include:

Guns and custom recipesSimple Voice ChatDynmapAutomated CraftingBedrock compatibilityTowny Siege War SystemEasy chest shopsMCMMO

We hope to see you soon!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Vintage Network

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Our Server is Hub Currently Skyblock Active Factions SOON Emek Skyblock’s most enjoyable version, Zero Lag and Drop-free, Join Us Now!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Craftowo

Survival

This server is like the old times survival 1.15.5, I invite you, you can buy ranks by transfer. There is a technician who has practice.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.