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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 9386 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Ever wondered what would happen if you could ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins and mods will have you laughing until your sides hurt.
And if you’re looking for a truly unique experience, look no further than our secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the dungeon is guarded by a giant talking potato who only speaks in puns.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs the Bible when you have a Minecraft server this epic?