NoTariffsJustBlockUS | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8612
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	38	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t have to worry about Trump’s tariffs cutting off your precious imports and exports! Why deal with the drama of international trade when you can join us and build your own virtual empire without any pesky tariffs getting in the way?

Imagine a world where Canada, Mexico, and China are all just jealous of our Minecraft skills and decide to cut off the US from imports and exports out of pure spite. But fear not, because on our server, you can trade and build to your heart’s content without any real-world consequences!

So come join us and escape the chaos of international politics by diving into the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs trade deals when you have diamonds and creepers to worry about?

Nitro Farm Fun!

agricultural innovation, agricultural practices, agricultural sustainability, Agricultural Technology, agriculture, China, crop production, Ecosystem Services, environmental conservation, environmental impacts, Farm, farmland, Fun, Huang-Huai-Hai Region, land management, Nitro, nitrogen use efficiency, nutrient management, research, soil health, Sustainable development, sustainable farming, water quality

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3066
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mines Excavated:	2300	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Potions Brewed:	149

So, liek, listen up gamers! u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server cuz we got da best farmland in da whole dang Huang-Huai-Hai Region, China! Our crops be growin’ so fast, it’s like magic! U gonna be rollin’ in dem diamonds in no time, trust me.

But wait, there’s more! Our research shows dat dis farmland also helps reduce dem environmental impacts, like whoa! We’re savin’ da planet, one block at a time. So come on down and join us for some epic adventures and sustainable agriculture, cuz why not? Let’s get diggin’!

Conquest [smp]

Adventure, Automate Your World, Backpack Upgrades, Build Contest, cherry blossom biome, Community Events, Conquest, Custom Enchants, Discord, electricity, friendly environment, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, PvP battles, Slimefun, Slimefun Upgrades, smp, Technology, Towny

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8374
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Enchantments Applied:	225
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Server Name	Conquest SMP
Version	1.21
Features	Slimefun, Towny, custom enchantments, backpack upgrades, community events
Discord	Join our Discord

Overview

Conquest SMP offers a new era of Minecraft gameplay with a focus on technology, magic, and adventure. Experience the power of Slimefun, join a town in Towny, enhance your gear with custom enchantments, and take part in community events with a friendly and supportive player base.

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that transforms Minecraft into a whole new experience by introducing technology and magic. Craft advanced machines, explore new enchantments, and delve into unique crafting systems.

How do backpack upgrades work?

Backpack upgrades allow you to expand your inventory space with customizable backpacks that can be upgraded over time. Carry more items on your mining expeditions, store crafting materials, or hoard all your loot with ease.

What are custom enchantments?

Custom enchantments go beyond the vanilla experience by offering unique abilities to your gear. Enhance your weapons and armor with enchantments like fire resistance, increased speed, and better durability to tailor your playstyle.

Can I automate tasks on the server?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting, farming, and defense. Set up workshops with energy generators, compressors, and smelting factories to power your advancements and make your gameplay more efficient.

What is the community like on Conquest SMP?

The server has a welcoming community of players ranging from beginners to seasoned veterans. Team up, trade, and make friends while participating in community events, challenges, and contests. Share tips, collaborate, and enjoy the adventure together!

Enchanted Isles 1.20.5

1.20.5, Apology, bar, blanket, Cum, dark humor, drinks, ejaculation, Enchanted, first date, handsy, hard penis, Isles, Laughter, Phone, precum, Rubbing, sarcasm, shock, Tinder, tits, Virgin, VIRGINITY

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2331
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ores Mined:	2865
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! This Minecraft server is like that awkward first date where you prematurely explode like a volcano! But hey, that’s the fun of it! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time when I lost my virginity and my dignity in one fell swoop. You never know what might happen next on this server, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored! So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make you question your life choices!

SisILawNoSnitchDaughterWithMe

Adult Daughter, aita, Boundaries, college, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Depressed, family dynamics, Honesty, lonely, Niece, parenting, pressure free environment, privacy, SisILawNoSnitchDaughterWithMe, sister-in-law, Struggling, Support, Trust, Understanding, wine

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1312
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of college life? Look no further than our server, where we offer a pressure-free environment just like we did for my niece! Need a break from the stresses of school? Come join us, drink some virtual wine, and let it all out. And don’t worry, we won’t tell your parents where you are – unless they ask, of course!

Just like how I didn’t want to deal with my niece’s mom going off on us, we won’t make you deal with any drama on our server. Join us for a fun and relaxing time, and leave the real world behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic? So come on, join us and escape the madness of everyday life – no scathing text messages allowed!

30YearsAgoThisMadeNoSense Minecraft SMP

30 years ago, 30YearsAgoThisMadeNoSense, adaptation, Advancements, Communication, Context, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, hindsight, innovation, Language, Minecraft, modern era, normal sentence, perspective, progress, revolution, smp, societal changes, Technology, transformation, Understanding

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8781
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ores Mined:	5105
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Yo, yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is wild, bro!”

Join us for epic adventures, like riding llamas into battle against evil villagers, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether! We’ve got custom plugins that let you shoot fireworks out of your butt and turn chickens into disco-dancing divas. Plus, our community is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off 24/7.

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only rule is: there are no rules! Let’s get this bread, gamers!

CraftyTimeTraveler

advice, CraftyTimeTraveler, guidance, hindsight, introspection, learning from mistakes, life lessons, looking back, moving forward, past self, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-empowerment, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9782
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Potions Brewed:	166
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	New Chunks Explored:	640364

Hey there, future Minecraft pro! If I could call myself five years ago, I would tell myself to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated masterpieces with their beaks. You won’t believe the insane structures they’ve created!

2. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win virtual prizes. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this funky fun!

3. Our server is home to a legendary player known only as “The Block Whisperer.” Rumor has it that they can communicate with the blocks themselves and make them do their bidding. Join us and witness this Minecraft magic firsthand!

So, future Minecraft pro, don’t waste another second. Join our server and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

SnowyNakedTorture

Abuse, brutality, conflict atrocities, female, human rights violations, inhuman treatment, international law, military aggression, naked, paraded, PoWs, prisoners of war, Russian troops, Snow, SnowyNakedTorture, Tortured, ukraine conflict, UKRAINIAN, violence, War Crimes, women in war

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8294
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dimension Hops:	11
Astral Projections Made:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	334
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
New Chunks Explored:	946709	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Invisible Walls Found:	2

join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian female pows are not tortured but instead given diamond armor and paraded through the snow by russian troops as a sign of peace and friendship. u can witness this insane event every day at 3pm sharp. join now for a chance to be a part of this historic moment and maybe even get some free diamonds along the way. trust us, it’s totally worth it.

Gygan-hag, go to the pouring server minecraft

banner, description, Gaton-Gan, Gaton-Gan Come in, Gaton-Gan Come to the Poving, Gygan-hag, image, Lazy, minecraft server, Minecraftrating, personal account, pouring, Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	407
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Emeralds Found:	4534
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4

The description of the server server “Gaton-Gan Come to the Poving” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

KolpaDok.aternos.me

Pixel Space Odyssey 1.21

96022837, Chatting, Communication, Connecting, dialogue, digital platform, discussion, forum, Interaction, internet, Messaging, Numbers, odyssey, Online Community, PIXEL, Posting, Previous thread, sharing, social media, Space, Technology, Threads, virtual space

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8854
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	466
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where you can build your wildest dreams and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are all super cool and funny, like imagine a llama wearing sunglasses riding a pig, that’s the vibe of this server.

You can ride dragons, explore hidden dungeons, and even have dance parties with creepers. Plus, there’s a secret underground club where you can chill with the Endermen and sip on potions.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild, because on this server, anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Whispering Creeper Hideout

CLANDESTINE, Classified, Confidential, Covert, creeper, exclusive, Forbidden, hidden, HIDEOUT, hush-hush., invite only, Members Only, no skellys, Poi thread, Private, restricted access, secret, surreptitious, Unagi, undercover, Underground, undisclosed, whispering

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4858
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Infinity Stones Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got poi threads for days, and Unagi’s are totally welcome to join the party. But listen up, no skellys allowed! If you’re down for some wild and wacky adventures, then hop on in and let’s get this party started! Join now and let’s get this poi thread going!

CraftyAssholeLand

25F, 25M, aita, Asshole, blowing up, cleaning, coddled, Cooking, CraftyAssholeLand, DISHES, Fight, finding, Lazy, looking after, mom, overreacting, relationship, sisters, thank you, tired, work

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3897
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6789
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50

Are you tired of being called lazy by your significant other for not finding something they misplaced? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be searching for is diamonds, not lost items! Our community is filled with players who appreciate your efforts and won’t insult you for taking a break. Plus, our virtual dishes are always magically clean, so you can focus on building your dream world without any unnecessary drama. Come join us and leave the real-life arguments behind!

EuroCraft: UK PM’s Army

Army, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, EuroCraft, European, european union, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, military intervention, nato, Peace Mission, Peacekeeping, pm, PMs, propose, SECURITY, Sending, soldiers, uk, Ukraine

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3795
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

so, like, u kno how there’s this minecraft server where u can build stuff and fight monsters and stuff? well, this server is like, totally epic cuz the owner is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns to protect ur builds.

also, rumor has it that if u join this server, u will gain superpowers and be able to fly around like a superhero. plus, there’s a secret underground lair where u can find hidden treasures and diamonds galore.

oh, and did i mention that the owner is actually a time traveler from the future who knows all the secrets of the universe? yea, he’s gonna teach u how to bend reality and create ur own dimension within the game.

so, like, come join this server and be a part of the most insane adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

BlockyBoobieBash: Early-Onset Epidemic

BlockyBoobieBash, cancer incidence, data analysis, data trends, disease patterns, early-onset breast cancer, EarlyOnset, Epidemic, epidemiology, genetic factors, health statistics, healthcare disparities, Medical research, population health, public health, regional trends, rise in cases, risk factors, statistical significance, US states, white women, Women’s Health, younger women

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	901
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Farms Harvested:	860	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, come join our server and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ve ever seen!

We got so much crazy stuff happening on our server, you won’t even believe it! Like, did you know that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens who are trying to take over the world? Yeah, it’s true! And they’ve got all sorts of wacky quests and challenges for you to complete to prove your worthiness to join their chicken army.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. That’s right, you can saddle up on your trusty llama steed and challenge other players to epic jousting battles for glory and honor!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’ve also got a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other rare goodies just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie kittens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get attacked by zombie kittens, that is).

Perceive the Vast 1.21.4

1.21.4, perceive, vast

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5531
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual dating app for gamers! Imagine being surrounded by ladies who see you as a rare unicorn in a sea of basic dudes. It’s like being a Bollywood star in a world full of extras. Join now and level up your love life in pixels!

DormRoomDefense

air circulation, Conflict Resolution, dorm building, dorm etiquette, dorm lobby, dorm regulations, dorm room, dorm safety, dorm security, DormRoomDefense, fingerprint system, food delivery, irresponsible behavior, locked doors, potential invaders, room ventilation, roommate communication, roommate rules, spare key, window security

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3784
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Love Letters Sent:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as secure as a dorm with fingerprint scanners? Look no further! Our server is so secure, even your roommate’s laptop would be safe here (unless they leave the window open, of course).

Join us for a wild ride where locking doors and windows is a thing of the past. Forget about overreacting roommates and enjoy the freedom to leave your window open without fear of laptop theft (unless creepers are involved).

With our top-notch security measures, you can focus on building the most epic structures without worrying about unauthorized entry. So come on over and experience the ultimate peace of mind while crafting your way to victory. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with dorm drama!