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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 6989 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 88 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and leave all your ex-related baggage behind, just like our player who had a wild encounter with their ex in-laws.
Imagine building a fortress to protect yourself from ex-in-laws trying to guilt trip you into talking to their dying husband. Or maybe you’ll find solace in mining for diamonds while ignoring phone calls from your ex MIL calling you a “f*ing ahole”.
With our server, you can create a new life for yourself, just like our player who found happiness in their second marriage and is expecting a baby. So come join us and leave the drama at the door, because in this Minecraft world, the only thing you’ll be battling is creepers and zombies!