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| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 9914 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and leave all your ex-related baggage behind, just like our player who had a wild encounter with their ex in-laws.
Imagine building a fortress to protect yourself from ex-in-laws trying to guilt trip you into talking to their dying husband. Or maybe you’ll find solace in mining for diamonds while ignoring phone calls from your ex MIL calling you a “f*ing ahole”.
With our server, you can create a new life for yourself, just like our player who found happiness in their second marriage and is expecting a baby. So come join us and leave the drama at the door, because in this Minecraft world, the only thing you’ll be battling is creepers and zombies!
